DUmmie FUnnies 07-12-06 ("John Dean says that 23% of Americans are rightwing authoritarians")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

Well don't you know her name was on the list of DNC hookers that the WATERGATE BURGLARS were looking for in that desk drawer. But JD already knew that.

Glad you brought that up. When liberals bring up Watergate and the Republicans, I always throw it back at them and say that Watergate was just about getting a list of hookers that the Democrats had already lined up for their convention. I say, what's the big deal, it was just about sex, right? After all, you liberals excuse Clinton for pretty much the same thing!

[Watery Tart]

....this filthy Republican Party was a reincarnation of the Nazis and everyone should read "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" to see the parallels.

Including you, honey. If REAL LIVE fascism should ever come back, you'd fall on your knees and thank the Lord that your mom works as much as she does to keep you in computer chat rooms. READ A LITTLE, DUmmie! See how it REALLY was under hitler.

Yes, you read that right. You would become a "Fundie" so quickly that your head would spin. More than it does now, of course. You would secretly give thanks for George W. Bush and hope the islamofascists never come to your cozy little basement and introduce you to Mr. Machete.

You see, they wouldn't care WHAT you wrote -- even if they read it.

But it says, right where they signed the Geneva Conventions [they didn't, really--that was a joke] that they could not possibly be forced to read DiminutiveUnderparts. That's cruel. Even worse than -- oh -- putting underwear on their heads.

[Freedom4US]

This latest tome - I heard Mr. Dean on the radio last night interviewed - he's basically regurgitated standard marxist dogma - Americans are all proto-fascist, respect for authority, parents, institutions and family is clear evidence of a warped mind you know. He must be hard up for money. Glaringly absent, leftists are the most authoritarian SOBs around, jus in a different flavor. *yawn*

[Bluegrass Federalist]

Thatnks man. I knew they thought it was not brought down by fire but explosives planted by Navy SEALs or some such, but had never seen that great little experiment. That is way too funny. What tools.

[beckysueb]

Life will become so unbearable that eventually people will have to take to the streets with potent demonstrations against the Fascists. It does one good to rant and post a comment occasionally, but that will never get the job done.

Think about this statement, DUmmie. If Bush has declared himself dictator for life, would your ilk be allowed to "take to the streets"? Stupid liberal!

[beckysueb]

Is that a freudian slip? Maybe he's speaking from experience.

Good catch, there.

[concretebob]

I have Verizon DSL at home and Verizon National Broadband wireless in my truck.
I LOVE Verizon.
God Bless Verizon.

God Bless America

God Bless our troops

God Bless us everyone.

[gate2wire]

How you doin'? Long time no see.

[concretebob]

Working!!!
I made WRAMC last week, though, and should make it tommorrow night.

I'm down in Prince William helping to build the turn lane for the USMC Heritage Center.

I tell ya, there's nothing quite like working in live traffic.

[C.E.ONeill]

Thank you.

I will probably take you up on your kind offer. I didn't realize that I had "pinged" you ~ so, obviously, I have some learning to do.

I haven't yet figured out how to send FReepmail yet so I thought I'd just ask this question here - what is a "ping list" (I'm guessing it's a list of people who want to be notified of posts on a certain subject or a certain thread??)

Thanks in advance :)

[The Old Hoosier]

Who says LIBERALS are UNPATRIOTIC?

[GeronL]

How can commies call people who want less powerful government 'authoritarian'??