Isn't this movie based on a ride? I've got a screenplay about me standing in line for an hour at the DMV, where's my millions?
Har! That makes it all the more clever -- a movie inspired by a Disneyland ride. You obviously haven't seen the first "Pirates," and I would wager you haven't been on the ride. As a fan of both, I found the the first movie to be vastly entertaining, and a fun ride in and of itself.