[Gay State Conservative]

Another "position paper" from DNC Headquarters?

[Enterprise]

"I am a 38-year-old successful female who is emotionally and financially secure. I have been told that I am very attractive and intimidate men. I would like to get married but am thought to be too independent"

Here's the translation:

"Dear Margo: I'm a 38-year-old successful dumbass. I listened when they told me I could have it all. I believed it when they told me I was just as good as any man. So I went to school. I worked hard. I'm successful, I'm smart, I'm pretty. But &%%&*(%*(^(*& it to hell, I want a man, I want a baby, I want a house in the country, I want an SUV, and I want it all NOW! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."