Dang. I would never do that.
Maybe her next letter will look like this:
"Dear Margo:
I was down in the dumps a bit because here I am, an intelligent, pretty, successful 38-year-old and I don't have a man. But, I've got my groove back. I went to Jamaica and, girl, I've got my groove back. "And you know what I'm talkin' bout."
Ms Independent