DUmmie FUnnies 06-30-06 ("What should be done if Dems screw up and lose 06 too?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 30, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[CSM]

"top 10 And I read it on FR2"

Is that an alternate FR when we are having server problems on this one? If so, can you give me the link?

[Cheburashka]

What should be done if Dems screw up and lose 06 too?
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I would suggest nooses, razor blades, massive drug overdoses.

Of course, I suggest those for DUmmies right now.

Don't wait for November, losers, end your misery now!!!

[Purrcival]

By fall of 2004, it was not only obvious Bush lied about the reasons he invaded Iraq, but the real reasons could have easily been pointed out since he gave the oil concessions in Iraq to his cronies who were screwing us at the pump, and of course, the Abu Ghraib scandal had broken out the previous spring, and documents showed Bush and top cabinet officials approved of those uncontestable war crimes. Kerry's quick concession in the face of vote rigging and vote fraud may have been pragmatically correct, but nonetheless dispirited those who put a lot of energy into campaigning for him.

Geez, where to begin with this one? It's totally riddled with inaccuracies.

I'll bet that Kool-Aid tastes good, DUmmie. My favorite flavor is cherry. What flavor are you drinking?

[Purrcival]

[Kerry's quick concession provided us with the hilarious spectacle of DUmmies "standing up" online in unison and revealing their real names in a really FUnnie Drama Queen moment.]

Yeah, that was great! They were doing that for the benefit of "Agent Mike", weren't they? If anyone doesn't know who Agent Mike is, he's the guy from...what, the FBI?...who, they're certain, is spying on them for Bush. This was meant to be an in-your-face moment for Agent Mike and any FReeper ("FReeptard") lurkers. What a hoot!

[kevkrom]

Geez, where to begin with this one? It's totally riddled with inaccuracies.

I thought about dealing with this quote, but all I can really say is that it basically sums up every unproven (and disproven) crackpot theory that's been thrown out there over the years. As is typically of a DUmmie, it's not reality, but what they wish reality is, that matters.

[Purrcival]

[A bit of unintended DUmmie irony. Form a country free of religious bigotry...where the "fundies" are banned.]


...but I'm sure Islamic radicals will be more than welcome!

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>we need a secret organization (more likely a secret order, like Opus Dei or the Bene Gesserit in DUNE), devoted to figuring out how to find the weaknesses in those who're raking in all those corporate excess profits, _and ways to siphon it away from them_. And then to doing so.

The Order of The Reynolds Aluminum Foil Hat! The tin foil ones don't stop all the mind control rays.

[Purrcival]

I'm worried that the Dems at the national level are doing the same thing. They want to win, but if someone greases their palm to look away from an issue like electronic voting, they will do so.

Wait a minute, DUmmie, are you admitting that some Democrats are corrupt? What happened to your "Republican Culture of Corruption" mantra?

[Mr. Brightside]

What should be done if Democrats lose '06?

And I'll buy the rope.

[The Right Stuff]

Ha ha!

[SoothingDave]

Kerry essentially made the election close enough for Bush to steal by not being blunter about the war

I'm just appalled that "blunter" is an actual word.

SD

[LibertyLee]

And I read it on FR2

Is there a backup FR server? If so, can you tell us the link? Thanks PJ for the link? I Pray all of us in "Jesusland" can correctly program our Diebolds to make a GOP victory inevitable.

[Purrcival]

Your link didn't work, but I was able to bring up the properties and get to the URL that way. Who the heck is this "General Zod", anyway? "Independent Presidential Candidate"?

[Purrcival]

Strange, after I brought that .jpg up in a separate browser window, it finally appeared in your post.

[Purrcival]

Oh, but Moose, didn't you know that DUmmies are converting "Rethugs" through their "superior" reasoning powers, one at a time?

DUmmie RDUSocialist appears to be cruising for a tombstone in DUmmieland, with this post that mocks such stories spun by other DUmmies:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1538517

[Purrcival]

Filling in for Charles again, I see. :-D

[GaltMeister]

LOL -Those "I converted a republican" threads are some of the funniest stuff over there.

[SoothingDave]

Is that an alternate FR when we are having server problems on this one? If so, can you give me the link?

FR Contingency Site

SD

[decal]

"Stop looking to the Dems for change and join a third party. Work in that third party to make it a real viable alternative to the one party system we are reapidly approaching."

They need to talk to the LP/CP shills over here to see how well that works.

[decal]

"....but by banding together the progressive states and forming a new country free of religious bigotry."

Progressive cities, more like. Do these gun-grabbers really think the rural parts of this country are going to join their gay little band?