DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-06 ("Rove Begins Blog Takeover")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2006 | Detroit Mark, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[NeoCaveman]

A special Sunday DUFU edition for you skeptics who are still doubting that the KOmmies are as delusional as the DUmmies.

I BELIEEEEVE!

[Watery Tart]

What will it take to exorcise This fat-ass vile gnome from the mess that is today's American Politic? Is he an evil genius? Or has he somehow hit a nerve with the rest of evil fat-assed gnome America? The sonofabitch lies, and twists, and spins, and people just lap it up. I want to see this manipulative bastard spinning and twisting at the end of a rope.

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And why does pre-Piaps wave so excitedly? Why, to get Suha's attention, silly!

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[Barset]

OH, wow, frank. I forgot that there is to be an "update" on the Leopold and Pitt fabrication of the Rove indictment coming out of the Ash-can today.

If it doesn't pan out, PJ, Fat Che has a "survey" going at DU which displays the Lefty disdain for ordinary people. It's "When Was the Last Time You Shopped at Walmart's." Brutal.

[Seamoth]

attack first ... Attack first with the nastiest, meanest, most truthful and hurtful truths about the Republicans. Start with the epedemic of obesity. These folks have many deep pyschological and moral and ethical problems. I think it is higly significant and symbolic that for the first time in America's history, the children of the next generation will have a life expectancy less than their mothers and fathers. This is due to the epedemic of obesity. Isn't that what this sickness, this epidemic of Republicanism is all about, overindulgence and greed? Sick, dysfunctional, greedy and taking us all to hell with them. Write diaries about the "truth" of this perception, get media attention on this issue. Make it simple and easy to see. Obesity and sickness=Republicans

I'm concerned with growing child obesity as anyone else, but damn, my jaw's on the floor. That's a winning campaign slogan right here: "You DO look fat in those jeans!"

And, if that doesn't work, I suppose they'll go with "A vote for Republicanism is a vote for impotence! Your weewee is inadequate!"

[Vision]

lol

[commonguymd]

Might be some liability they have to protect, so I doubt they will do anything but stick with the story.


Of course, I usually jinx things when I make a prediction.

[E Rocc]

But the unprecedented success of Yearly Kos was like a cold slap in Rove's razor-burned face by a hand soaked in alcohol.

ROFL! Haven't they ever heard of CPAC? That was a big deal when I was in YAF, and I was on the losing side of the "Christmas Purge" of 1982-3.

-Eric

[Watery Tart]

This fat-ass vile gnome from the mess that is today's American Politic?

Janeane Garofalo (sorry if I butchered...

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"KKKarl isn't a genius....

...Were you looking for a KKK guy? 'Cause YOU already have one, so for a minute I thought you had no idea what you were talking about. I know your kind has a real confusion there.

[tcrlaf]

You must go along with the accepted radical truth, no matter how factually wrong it may be, borg-like, or expect to be thrown off..........

The Liberal idea of "Free Speech" is "you will be assimilated, or else".....

[ariamne]

Re: King of Comedy--I have loved this movie from the first time I saw it in a filthy roach-ridden inner center city theater on Chestnut St in Phila, circa 1984. I still use lines like "you givin me a heart attack already" and "you are just as human as the rest of us if not MORE so" (De Niro to Jerry Lewis). Always happy when someone else recognizes that this poorly understood movie is REALLY FUNNY!

[Charles Henrickson]

He farts ... we spray a whole bottle of Febreeze.

You cannot STOP the Great and Powerful Rove from leaking and farting. You can only hope to contain him.

[Charles Henrickson]

Attack first with the nastiest, meanest, most truthful and hurtful truths about the Republicans. Start with the epedemic of obesity. . . . Obesity and sickness=Republicans

Republicans?

[Charles Henrickson]

Of course, Randi Rhodes and Janeane Garofalo . . . have been doing a fantastic job. . . .

Aren't they on that fast-fading, scratchy old AM radio?

[Charles Henrickson]

One thing is clear. Rove is in charge.

Learn it. Live it.

Fear the Rove.

[Charles Henrickson]

Angry as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

Howard Dean, is that you?

[SoothingDave]

The left blogosphere is the crack in the sky

The left blogosphere is on crack.

SD

[Charles Henrickson]

He's a sociopath, quite literally, a little Nazi. I don't think I'm engaging in hyperbole.

No hyperbole necessary. If I've said it once, I've said a million times: I think people who engage in hyperbole should be taken out and shot!

[Charles Henrickson]

I want to see this manipulative bastard spinning and twisting at the end of a rope.

The Democrats are sure the peace-and-love party, aren't they?

[Charles Henrickson]

Very few people that know their ass from their elbow. . . .

benburch sometimes has his elbow IN his ass. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

When I was a kid, and someone wanted to fight in the halls of Junior High - a shove and a loud "choose-off" was usually enough to start a physical confrontation. Choose-Off Karl, you little wimp You're gonna get your ass kicked.

KOmmieland: Stuck on Junior High.