109. Captain Ash has spoken. Time to cue the orchestra...
♫ Abide with me; fast falls the eventide;
the darkness deepens; Lord, with me abide.
When other helpers fail and comforts flee,
Help of the helpless, O abide with me. ♫
Dateline DU. The good ship Truthtanic, once the pride of the fleet and considered unsinkable, gurgles ignominiously into the cold waters after striking a large iceberg of truth. Fault must ultimately lie with Captain Ash who insisted on full speed, despite the treacherous waters. It seems that the words of Navigator Leopold led him to believe that their course was true and that they were ahead of the other ships, based on unsubstantiated radio transmissions. First Mate Wm. Pitt was last seen in the bar.
Have fun with the deck-chairs.
I am laughing so hard I almost can't breathe!
I applaud Wrinkle_In_Time's sense of humor. It's a darn shame the rest of DUmmies don't have one.