Jack's buddy may or may not exist, but let's hope al-Malaki (aka al-Maliki) or one of his advisors reads FreeRepublic! HUA!
1 posted on
06/09/2006 6:59:59 PM PDT by
lancer
To: lancer
A buddy of mine came over to my place tonight to celebrate the take-out of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. He's on his way to Baghdad to be an advisor to Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri al-Malaki. "What advice do you think I should give him, Jack?" he asked me over too much Famous Grouse Scotch. Here's what I told him: "Well, the very first thing he should do is hang Saddam. Get the trial over with tomorrow, take Saddam and every one of his cronies on trial out into the bright Baghdad sunshine and publicly hang the bastards on world-wide television. Then burn the bodies and scatter the ashes to the winds so there's no burial site for his followers. That'll be it for the Baathists. AMEN!!!
2 posted on
06/09/2006 7:01:10 PM PDT by
bnelson44
(Proud parent of a tanker! (Charlie Mike, son))
To: Allegra
3 posted on
06/09/2006 7:01:49 PM PDT by
bnelson44
(Proud parent of a tanker! (Charlie Mike, son))
To: lancer
BTT. I'm thinking Mookie's number is just about to come up. High time, too.
To: lancer
Sounds like a plan to me!
5 posted on
06/09/2006 7:04:38 PM PDT by
Taxman
(So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
To: lancer
6 posted on
06/09/2006 7:04:53 PM PDT by
wizardoz
To: lancer
I heard that Mookie does not look both ways when he crosses a street. hint hint!
To: lancer
Well my thought process is that we should identify the terrorists and kill them. I would also encourage companies such as Wal-Marts and Starbucks to set up shop in Baghdad and its environs.
8 posted on
06/09/2006 7:12:10 PM PDT by
SamAdams76
(I think Randy Travis must be paying his bills on home computer by now)
To: lancer
Short Term:
* Find a vision that sells and get your people to buy-in
* Secure your borders
* Eliminate the militias
* Educate your children
* Bring in world-class economic advisers
* Squash corruption
Mid-Term:
* Sign trade agreements with true allies
* Pay your debt to the allied forces (via oil) because it's critical for national self-esteem
* avoid the Chinese at all costs
Long Term:
* Work with Sistani and other wise religous leaders on an Islamic reformation plan. If you can pull this off you'll be a superpower in your own right.
LBT
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10 posted on
06/09/2006 7:30:50 PM PDT by
LiberalBassTurds
(Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.)
To: lancer
11 posted on
06/09/2006 7:41:33 PM PDT by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: lancer; bnelson44
"Then either shoot Mookie or arrange for his disappearance - Muqtada al-Sadr, the little Shia fascist who runs Iraq's biggest and most murderous private army, financed by Iran. Get rid of him, period, whatever it takes, no dicking around. Absolutely. I've been saying this for a while now. In fact, I've been saying it since April of '04. Why is al Sadr still breathing??
My tagline went on here after we heard about Zarq's demise. ;-)
12 posted on
06/09/2006 11:27:28 PM PDT by
Allegra
(Mookie Sadr's Next!)
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