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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-06 ("Glad Zarqawi's Gone? Yes or No")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2006 5:23:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson; Choose Ye This Day
BTW, kevkrom, you'll notice that Choose Ye This Day already caught the obvious benburch joke back in post 54.

Yes, and good job, too. I think it's more fun to be in with the first good "benburch" comment than having a top-10 post.

121 posted on 06/09/2006 10:41:56 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: bannie
I keep repeating the discovery: THE JERK HAD HAIRPLUGS!!!

That's the actual New York Post today; the DUmmies are having a haemerrhoidal fit over it.

122 posted on 06/09/2006 10:42:11 AM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: PJ-Comix
Also, how many children were killed by the two 500 lb. bombs?

Sorry to disappoint you, DUmmie, but the latest revised report was that NO children were killed by the two 500 lb. bombs.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/09/D8I4Q5TG0.html

At the news conference, the spokesman also provided a revised death toll from the attack.

Gen. George Casey, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, had said four people, including a woman and a child, were killed with al-Zarqawi and Abu Abdul-Rahman al-Iraqi, the terrorist's spiritual consultant.

Caldwell said it now appears there was no child among those killed. He cautioned that some facts were still being sorted out but said that three women and three men, including al-Zarqawi, were killed.

123 posted on 06/09/2006 10:42:19 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: franksolich

Shadenfreud!!!!!


124 posted on 06/09/2006 10:43:38 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: PJ-Comix
...VICTIMS could have a chance to face him and scream bloody murder at him.

His VICTIMS are mostly DEAD, you dolt! They CAN'T face him and scream bloddy murder at him!

125 posted on 06/09/2006 10:47:53 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: freedumb2003

Toons? Where?


126 posted on 06/09/2006 10:49:08 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: N. Theknow

Laughing...so...hard...I...can't...breathe...and...I...can...barely...type!

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


127 posted on 06/09/2006 10:53:00 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: DeFault User; freedumb2003; cripplecreek
36 out of 126, huh?

What we have there is a failure to read and follow the simple directions of the DUMMIE who posted the thread.

Or, as cripplecreek said, the IMPLIED directions, "PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE make us look good!"

128 posted on 06/09/2006 10:59:09 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bush has proven over & over again that he's a fascist. It's too late for him.

Ah! The favorite "slam" of the Overly Dramatic DUmmie But(t) Monkey (ODD-BM). Hey DUmmies! here's an easy way to tell if you're living in a fascist regime under a fascist dictator: If you call that leader...be he president, prime minister, chairman, or queen (the royal kind, not the ones cruising up and down Polk Street)...a fascist and a bunch of big guys with guns (sort of like the ones that broke into the house where little Elian was staying) break the door down in the middle of the night, drag your sorry butt out to a mass grave in the middle of nowhere, make you kneel in front of it and then shoot you in the back of the head, then it's a good bet you are indeed living in a fascist regime. If, on the other hand you wake up the next morning in your cozy little bed, still carrying the same chip on your shoulder and ready to banty the "fascist" label around with your fellow hipsters on a public forum then I'd have to conclude not only are you clearly NOT suffering under a fascist regime, you also seem to have retained your freedom of speech. Go figure!

Cindie

129 posted on 06/09/2006 11:00:00 AM PDT by gardencatz ("Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Homer Simpson)
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To: Purrcival

*sigh* bloddy=bloody

Spell check is for sissies.


130 posted on 06/09/2006 11:01:21 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I said on another thread yesterday that it won't be long before the leftists turn Zarqawi into the new Che and start wearing his picture on their t-shirts. Step one is refusing to celebrate his death, and the progression goes from there to outright hero worship. They are right on schedule.


131 posted on 06/09/2006 11:04:14 AM PDT by Argus
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To: Choose Ye This Day; Charles Henrickson
Is that you, benburch?

HAH! You beat Charles Henrickson to the punch.

132 posted on 06/09/2006 11:06:22 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: mylife; PJ-Comix
The DUmmies went into full blown manage control yesterday after finding that the world was watching them.

They heard Rush reading DUmmieland and DailyKos reaction posts on the air yesterday, and they starting writing nasty posts, aimed directly at him.

133 posted on 06/09/2006 11:08:34 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: Purrcival
we had the ability to take him alive and should have done so

What do these traitorous defeatist bastards mean by "we" anyway? The war is "Not in your name" so STFU with the "we" business, DUmmy.

134 posted on 06/09/2006 11:09:32 AM PDT by Argus
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To: Charles Henrickson
Maybe Fitz could have written up an indictment.

...or Ronnie Earle?

135 posted on 06/09/2006 11:14:38 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: Purrcival
...or Ronnie Earle?

Naw... The Z-man would have had to have been an elected Republican for Earle to indict.

136 posted on 06/09/2006 11:16:27 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: chesley

Why should the knife used on Zarqawi be any sharper than the dull knives he used on his victims?


137 posted on 06/09/2006 11:17:39 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: Bird Jenkins

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #873.


138 posted on 06/09/2006 11:19:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Bird Jenkins; PJ-Comix

You forgot one DUmmie talking point:

According to an article in Al-Jazeera (English), Al-Zarqawi had been DEMOTED in April because of all of his "mistakes". Doesn't explain why he was still the one making the propaganda recordings.


139 posted on 06/09/2006 11:21:55 AM PDT by Purrcival (This FReeper is totally GLAD that scumbag Zarqawi is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.)
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To: Ignatz

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #874.


140 posted on 06/09/2006 11:23:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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