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...a little humor break? ...Anything, for the 'Good of the Order'.

>> >> Subject: Southern Grandma
>> >
>> > Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't
>> > prepared for the answer.
>> >
>> > In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his
>> > first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
>> > approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>> >
>> > She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
>> > since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to
>> > me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and
>> > talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
>> > you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything
>> > more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
>> >
>> >The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
>> >the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
>> >
>> > She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
>> > was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
>> > problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
>> > practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
>> > cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your
>> > wife. Yes, I know him."
>> >
>> > The defense attorney almost died.
>> >
>> >The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
>> >quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll
>> > send you to the electric chair."
>> >