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DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-06 (TruthOut Issues Non-Apology "Apology" For Hoaxmas)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2006 | Marc Ash, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/19/2006 7:18:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: beans36
How could Joe Wilson possibly have time to chat with DUmmies, with all the time spent gazing lovingly into his own eyes in the mirror


201 posted on 05/20/2006 7:13:57 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

Well, I hope one of the DUmmies tonight turns in a "missing person" report to the Boston-area law-enforcement officials, because I'm concerned for the Bostonian Idiot, who has been missing more than 72 hours now.

Given the mental state of the Bostonian Idiot, he might get lost or something, and really, he needs help, bushels and bushels of professional psychiatric and psychological help.


202 posted on 05/20/2006 8:01:28 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

I would say there is a good chance with a Saturday night bender Pitt the Arroant cannot help himself and will get into it tonight.


203 posted on 05/20/2006 8:16:26 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ah, the good ol' DUmmie "circular mill." This whole delightful Rove indictment fiasco was a classic example of the circular mill.

Jason "Million Little Pieces of Credibility" Leopold makes his bold, preterite-tense declaration about Rove already having been indicted, because he made his list of fabricated sources, he was checking it twice...

Leopold then posts the "face but accurate" [?] story at t r u t h o u t and Pitt throws down the gauntlet of: "Who you gonna believe? Me or your lyin' eyes?" to all the cretins and sh*t dogs at DU.

The DUmmies, foaming at the mouth for Rovian blood, blindly follow Pied Piper Pitt and Leopold through one week of torturous waiting for godot, who, of course, never comes. And around and around they go, following the leaders of the colony, because they're supposed to know where they're going.

It took a full week to realize that Pitt and Leopold have the same teeny brains that the rest of them have, and that nobody knows WHERE they're going.

Merry Hoaxmas, DUmmies! It sure gave us some thrills and laughs. Good luck on your next "Day That everything Changed."

204 posted on 05/20/2006 8:44:26 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Mmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Has anyone put their tinfoil on long enough to think that maybe, just maybe Pitt is sly enough in his insanity for this to be a ploy to totally discredit the blogosphere so that when Hitlery runs for pres, or some other looney leftist runs for pres he can exclaim "Look how poor the blogosphere is at actually reporting real news"? Ahh, maybe I'm giving him way too much credit, or a good idea to run with as an excuse...
205 posted on 05/20/2006 8:49:00 PM PDT by jurroppi1
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To: jurroppi1
Has anyone put their tinfoil on long enough to think that maybe, just maybe Pitt is sly enough in his insanity for this to be a ploy to totally discredit the blogosphere so that when Hitlery runs for pres, or some other looney leftist runs for pres he can exclaim "Look how poor the blogosphere is at actually reporting real news"? Ahh, maybe I'm giving him way too much credit, or a good idea to run with as an excuse...

No offense dude but you are thinging like a DUmmie. Pitt isn't exactly that smart. He is pretty much victmized by his own actions and has to cover his tracks on a daily basis.

Sh*t seems to happen to DUmmies BUT. On the plus side, we get to laugh heartily. They are "always behind the news cycle" so to speak.

206 posted on 05/20/2006 9:19:14 PM PDT by vlad335
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To: franksolich
And as for the Russian babushka, the Russian grandmother (who is, honestly, young and attractive, if one prefers the Russian sort), there have been for a long time recurring rumors she is a "kept woman" of some "businessman" down in Florida.




Yep lefty Russian chicks can be hot.....but when your done with her could you imagine having to listen to her?

I'd prolly be ramming chopsticks in my ears just to alleviate the pain.
207 posted on 05/20/2006 9:51:57 PM PDT by Blackirish (Speak Truth to Power!!!)
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To: franksolich
"HereSince1628,"

Perhaps you misread this. It could mean since 4:20 p.m. yesterday. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

208 posted on 05/21/2006 4:01:19 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: All
I just posted a Salon.Com INTERVIEW with Marc Ash of TruthOut. It looks like TruthOut is STICKING with its Hoaxmas story. Check it out.
209 posted on 05/21/2006 4:14:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: bcsco
"HereSince1628....."

Perhaps you misread this. It could mean since 4:20 p.m. yesterday.

I've been watching the DUmmie "HereSince1628" for more than a year now.

No important reason; it was just that the first time I spotted the screen-name, I got curious as to why an extreme left-wing radical liberal would flaunt ancestry, when under their theology, that is a no-no [e.g. the writings of Lenin, Marx, Stalin, Trotsky, et al].

For the record, the first of my people arrived here in 1637, and the last of them in 1888.

I have one DIRECT ancestor who fought in the French and Indian War (1757-1763), the War for Independence (1776-1783), the War of 1812 (1812-1815), and who died of disappointment in 1829 when he was thought "too old" to go after some Indians in western Pennsylvania.

He was impressive, remarkable, but the fact that I am descended from him in no way elevates me, or makes me any more "special" than, or distinct from, all other people.

Why is it Republicans and conservatives take so much heat from liberals and Democrats on this lineage thing, when we're certainly more egalitarian than they are?

210 posted on 05/21/2006 5:54:01 AM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

"the War for Independence (1776-1783), "

I have a direct ancestor who came over with the British in 1782. He was a German mercenary. He stayed in America. I think he may have went AWOL from the British. My Dad makes fun of my Mom (her line) because of this. My Mom comes from a very 'proper' family and my Dad comes from 'white trash'.


211 posted on 05/21/2006 6:08:49 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: imskylark

Of course; most of the Hessian mercenaries did desert.

They had no dog in this fight, and the British were, uh, lax about paying them.

They were hardly in a situation where they could hop on the next flight back home, and so remained here.

I always thought the Hessians were viewed too unfavorably.

George III, besides being king of England, was also elector (prince-ruler) of Hanover; in fact, all his antecedents were Hanoverian, not English.

Hesse was near Hanover (this was when present-day Germany was about 60 or so--somesuch number--little tiny sovereign states), and because all of these principalities, duchies, and bishoprics were too minuscule to have armies of any significant size, they oftentimes hired each other.

So there was nothing extraordinary, nothing irregular, about the British hiring the Hessians, and certainly nothing dishonorable about it.

The only problem being, the British oftentimes omitted to pay the Hessians for their services.


212 posted on 05/21/2006 6:17:41 AM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich
Frank - I started doing genealogy on my family in 2001, when my mother died. Foolishly, I ignored it previously, when my mother was a font of knowledge. She took it with her, as there was very little in writing and virtually no photographs were annotated.
I've since discovered about 12 new cousins, none closer than 2nd, and that my family came to America from Germany in 1854. I still have a lot to account for, but it's one of those never-ending stories, I suppose.
I agree. Lineage is something we all should be aware of. I know there's a concern with lineage due European countries and their lineage based governments, however America was founded on the antithesis of that, and it is we who support the founders.
I suspect that ancestry and lineage are categorized the same as history. To the left, history is a non issue since their focus is on the future; i.e. a totalitarian state. To accomplish that they need to create a world where history; especially the history of America is anathema.
213 posted on 05/21/2006 6:32:07 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
No more truthout for me. No More rawstory or truthout for me. I will stick to DU, Huffingtonpost, Johnconyers jnr Blog, michalemoore.com and bartcop.

I'd say giving up some heroin for much more heroin......

214 posted on 05/21/2006 9:24:05 AM PDT by b4its2late (If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
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To: franksolich

"certainly nothing dishonorable about it"

My dad makes fun of her because he was a hired killer. Most people would think it would be on Dad's side of the family, not hers. No killers on either side of the family, thank goodness.

Growing up, we couldn't help but have some knowledge of our ancestors. Everytime we told someone our last name, we would be asked if we were related to Tom Mix.


215 posted on 05/21/2006 12:37:23 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: All
The latest EXCUSES fresh in from TruthOut.
216 posted on 05/21/2006 12:53:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

The story is on Drudge right now, but one can't get too it.

"Traffic overload"?

I don't know.

Right now on Drudge, upper left-hand corner.


217 posted on 05/21/2006 1:09:41 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

Veddy, veddy interesting.

Do you know if the DUmmies are aware that it's on Drudge?


218 posted on 05/21/2006 1:27:48 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: KJC1

No, I don't know if the DUmmies know, but they'd know if they read the DUmmie FUnnies.

Reports are now that the story can be accessed from Drudge, but no one seems able to get into the "comments" part.


219 posted on 05/21/2006 1:29:07 PM PDT by franksolich (wolkenkuckucksheim)
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To: franksolich

I can't access anything on Pittout.


220 posted on 05/21/2006 1:33:28 PM PDT by KJC1
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