DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Will Pitt bashes himself fine, but we're not supposed to talk about his coming on the DU drunk. . . . How about you as Will's friend ask him to attend some AA meetings, anyone else notice that he comes on here drunk. . . . get him some help instead of trashing me.

But I don't think Bottomless Pitt has "bottomed out" yet.

[decal]

"If true, Joe Wilson is willing to be loose lipped with any mediocre LW blogger news punk."

Ya know, Mssrs Leopold and Pitt are probably right - there WILL be an indictment from Mr Fitzgerald coming down this week, only THEY will be the ones indicted.

[franksolich]

So has Willy sobered up yet today to post about his newfound notoriety?

I don't think we'll see any such thing; the Bostonian Idiot circa three weeks ago passed from the penultimate stage (recovery difficult, but possible) to the final stage (permanent irretrievable brain damage) of alcoholism.

It's too late for the Bostonian Idiot now; he's already fossilized. It's too bad, but we all make our own destinies by our attitude, conduct, and behavior, and there's nothing any of the rest of us can do about it.

[Charles Henrickson]

In Fact Andy DID have Cancer, which killed him. . . .

Well, no, symbolman, it has never been shown for a fact that Andy did have pancreatic cancer. Andy did have a surgery . . . successful surgery . . . for something . . . but then he got a post-op infection (not uncommon these days), and THAT is what killed him.

So when Pitt did have that brief moment of mental clarity (May 17, 2005) when he saw the same red flags we saw, that was the closest Pitt came to stumbling into the truth.

It was Pitt's back-and-forth that was so typical Pitt.

[finnman69]

ALREADY deleted Symbolman's post. LOL

[decal]

"...bought a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Grande Dame...[t]he above are about $200 each"

Is this the same Veuve Clicquot you can get at Sam's for about $80?

And just LOOK at all the claims of possessing/buying Champagne on this thread - Mommy and Daddy aren't going to be best pleased to find DUmmie raiding the fridge (it's not as though these goobs can actually BUY Champagne on what they make at Wendy's...).

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #847.

Wow. A lot of Freepers joining the DUmmie FUnnies PING List because of this thread. If you aren't already on the DUFU PING List, FReepMail me or post the request on this thread. There is a lot of FUn left in this topic as Pied Piper Pitt sinks deeper into the sewer of his own making.

[Charles Henrickson]

At 325 replies and 3,722+ views (as of a few moments ago), this thread is already the biggest DUFU of the year.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #848.

p.s. I might be visiting Down Under next year so I might FreepMail you later with some questions I have.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's my guess that when a DUFU edition tops 2,000 views, that means we've got a lot of DUmmies, KOSsacks, and also some CUers, tuning in.

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt's "sources" are . . . Don Johnson and Paul O'Neil???!!!

Later retracted by Jason Leopold.... This story is getting more and MORE surreal by the minute!

[franksolich]

It's my guess that when a DUFU edition tops 2,000 views, that means we've got a lot of DUmmies, KOSsacks, and also some CUers, tuning in.

Sure it does; I noticed these things during that scam that rocked the internet about this same time last year, when the DUmmie FUnnies alone--a very small part of the very large freerepublic--was drawing more traffic than the entire democraticunderground.

A rare and improbable thing, but yeah, it happened at least three times last year, the DUmmie FUnnies alone themselves outdrawing the whole entire democraticunderground.

[PJ-Comix]

Pompous Pitt actually got his stink all over Hillary and a pack of lefty lawyers!!!!

Video! VIDEO! I gotta see the video! Especially of Hillary standing up and applauding the rumor started by Leopold & Lib. Yes, Pitt, you might have an impact on the next election as you had hoped. Unfortunately that impact is a NEGATIVE one for the Democrats. VIDEO!!!!!

[beezdotcom]

[You'll need a pack of 25 year old Kool Aid when you hear the FINAL news.]

Actually, it should be more like 26½ year old Kool-Aid, to be completely authentic...People's Temple and all of that...

[franksolich]

I have to add that conservativeunderground, with circa 2,900 registered members is perhaps possibly as "large" now as democraticunderground, with circa 89,000 registered members.

When one considers "hits" and "active" members.

If in fact not, they are getting very close.

There are maybe perhaps possibly 3,500 authentic DUmmies; this was arrived at by a member of conservativeunderground (I think, "Ralph Wiggum"?) who collected and collated comments from DUmmieland, finding that about 3,000 of them were responsible for the vast majority--90% or something--of ALL the comments in DUmmieland.

On the other hand, it does appear that the vast majority of members of conservativeunderground are "active," and prolific posters.

There is of course no comparison between freerepublic and democraticunderground; sort of like comparing a watermelon with a shriveled-up walnut.

[beans36]

True. Turns out Melanie Griffith and Derek Jeter were the real sources.

[beezdotcom]

...er, more like 28½ year old Kool-Aid....dangit, "math is hard"...

[KJC1]

DUmp thread about the Kos thread re Leopoldian Sockpuppetry.

[PJ-Comix]

The cat's fine, thanks. Her stool sample shows no evidence of harmful parasites, which is one of the big differences between my cat's stools and this case. i do, occasionally, take a day (or, if i can, an evening) off.

LOL! Well, at least this Leopold & Lib scandal has revealed that the stools of Luskin's cat are okay.

[beezdotcom]

Hey, I'm in Sydney right now on extended business...so far, my biggest difficulty is counting change correctly...