[RushCrush]

I just sent $75 to the Republican party, in honor of you.

In fact, from now one, every time one of you brain-dead, low-self-esteem, pathetic, whiny, hairy, hippie, BO ridden, maggot-infested, birkenstock-wearing, tofu-eating, Dean-worshipping, Gore-adoring, morals-lacking, abortion-loving, gay marriage-pushing, moral-equivalating idiots posts another stupid and pointless thread on this site, I will donate at least another $100. To the Republican party!

BRING IT ON!

[Chanticleer]

In fact, from now one, every time one of you brain-dead, low-self-esteem, pathetic, whiny, hairy, hippie, BO ridden, maggot-infested, birkenstock-wearing, tofu-eating, Dean-worshipping, Gore-adoring, morals-lacking, abortion-loving, gay marriage-pushing, moral-equivalating idiots posts another stupid and pointless thread on this site, I will donate at least another $100. To the Republican party!

Careful, RushCrush! I can see the party leaders signing up in droves to post dumb troll threads. Sorry to be cynical.

And Marke, Reading is FUNdamental! Make the call, my friend. Barbara Bush will be glad you did.