DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Is this his 37th or 38th final goodbye? I forget.

He's had more farewell tours than Cher.

[Charles Henrickson]

Does Pitt ever post on FR?

I think he used to at some point.

Yes, Pitt is a freeper. As was (is?) Andy. And goodboy. And BBeV. See names in "To:" line above.

[CAluvdubya]

AKA Pied Piper Pitt, P3, Wee Willie Pitt, The Pitt and the Ponderous, The Wild Bull of the Pompous, Snake Pitt, Bad Pitt, Will the Shill.

Hey Charles, you forgot Pittiful!

[Charles Henrickson]

And Bottomless Pitt, and The Useful Pundidiot. . . .

[kevkrom]

Oh no! Pitt's leaving! DUFU's won't be the same without him!

Well, for one thing, they'll be much shorter.

[Mr. Silverback]

Many times I have nearly died laughing from one of your comments or another. There's a pattern here...

I suppose I should be sad at Rachel Corrie's death, because she never had a chance with the parents and education she had, but if given a choice between laughing at this enemy of humanity or crying over the people she helped kill, I'll take laughing.

[kevkrom]

I'll make this short.

You sure this was from Pitt? :)

[Mr. Silverback]

(Self-recanted evening. . . .)

The salmon chanted, "Evening, evening..."

[kevkrom]

a man I once considered an ally sh*tting on me...

That happens a LOT in your circles, doesn't it, Pitt? What is it with you people?

I think some of those people actually pay for the privilege of having that done to them.

[kevkrom]

Is that you, benburch?

This may be the best running gag we've got on the DUFUs...

[SoothingDave]

And Bottomless Pitt, and The Useful Pundidiot. . . .

And Pitt the Lesser.

SD

[SoothingDave]

I have too much to deal with in my personal life, too many pages to edit for my next book, too many real enemies in the Bush administration and congress to fight, and too many good Democrats to help get elected in '06, to spend my energy here fighting people that - in any sane, stable community - would be natural allies.

Pitt finally figures out DU is insane and unstable.

SD

[kevkrom]

Yes, Pitt is a freeper. As was (is?) Andy. And goodboy. And BBeV.

Well, they all have FR accounts. Of the group, only Pitt and possibly Bev were ever "FReepers". Pitt left when no one was buying his BS, ditto for Bev.

[kevkrom]

Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland

Is he taking his sock puppets with him?

[kevkrom]

many good Democrats to help get elected in '06

WOuld those be the ones you're working for, or the ones you're sabotaging while pretending to "help"?

[Mr. Silverback]

Some say, "You've got to play to win."

I say, "You've got to own the casino to win." Applies to the lottery and the Irish Sweepstakes as well.

[Mr. Silverback]

Some say, "You've got to play to win."

I say, "You've got to own the casino to win." Applies to the lottery and the Irish Sweepstakes as well.

Ever read Glory Road by Rob Heinlein where the Vietnam Vet has to take work as a mercenary because he got sold a counterfeit Irish Sweepstakes ticket?

[Mr. Silverback]

Dang, the dude can't even tell someone to "Foxtrot Oscar" without using extraneous verbage.

Either Pitt hasn't read Elements of Style or the page about eliminating extraneous words was left out of his copy.

[Mr. Silverback]

I love the comment in the DUmmie thread about how "competition is fierce out there." But wait, how could that be, when Bush has wrecked the economy and the less-than-5% unemployment is an invention of the corporate media? BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Mr. Silverback]

Yeah, it was from Pitt. Just because he said it would be short didn't mean it was short!