DUmmie FUnnies 04-25-06 ("The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Hoodlum91]

I've noticed that most of the 9-11 conspiracy nuts come from the Left Coast. They weren't affected like the northeast was.

[Denver Ditdat]

Wow. Benburch is one seriously unhinged Dumpacrap.

[FDNYRHEROES]

9/11 was an atrocity carried out by specific members of our government. They need to be brought to justice. Germany survived and so will we.

And all those things Denise is saying about me are a lie, also....

[stylin19a]

Look what happened -- is happening -- to New Orleans and the Gulf coast.

what's this doing in a 911 DU conspiracy thread ?
This should have been in the "Karl Rove Climate Change Master" conspiracy thread.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Here's the only thread one needs to understand the DUmmies. It was from the days when they first started archiving threads so it isn't as long or mean as previous posts on the same subject.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1436121

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Memogate"

Memogate???? These DUmmies don't know which scandals are ours and which are ^theirs.

[Darkwolf377]

But are people really ready to expose the beast, the genuine criminality that weaves its way through so many of the wealthiest and most powerful people on Earth?

One thing--perhaps THE thing--that's always amused me about liberals is how they are completely obsessed with money, and how much money other people have. They go on and on about how evil money makes you, and yet their primary goal is getting more of it GIVEN to them, taken from the rich.

Just last night someone literally called me an evil Republican; an hour later, he was laughing at me because I used to work in a homeless shelter where most of the clients got SSI, and were making more than me. He went on and on about how funny that was, thinking he was making me uncomfortable. In fact, all he was doing was showing his true nature, and when I pointed this out, his face turned several shades of red, and the subject changed instantaneously.

[Charles Henrickson]

establishment liberals . . . keep a lid on such crackpot conspiracy theories. The far out lefties . . . confuse this reluctance to discuss 9/11 with an attack.

The Left establishment's attack on 9/11 skeptics

So now even criticism of conspiracy theories about the real attack is itself an "attack"! Of course, this current "attack" is not really coming from the establishment lefties but undoubtedly from--and I'm just starting to read this screed, so I haven't seen yet if the DUmmies actually say this--the person behind this "attack" is of course Chimpy, who in turn is merely the sockpuppet for Rove (and Diebold and Abramoff and the Joooos and Cheney and Halliburton. . . .).

[Democratshavenobrains]

As if Bill Clinton ever did anything that wasn't related to making himself look good. He didn't do jack about terrorism.

[Charles Henrickson]

revelations concerning Bush administration prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks ("Memogate")

I think this "Memogate" is a reference to the Downing Street Memos--or "Minutes," as Pitt is wont to call them. You know: Remember the famous DSM rally in Lafayette Park last year on June 16, which Pitt thought would be The Day When Everything Finally Changed?

[Charles Henrickson]

launched a heavy-handed series of broadsides against independent 9/11 researchers. . . .

Translation: "pointed out the absurdities of the conspiracy theories of basement-dwelling DUmmie wacko moonbats. . . ."

[SCALEMAN]

know, the media is owned by a handful of corporations who benefit from the arrangement they have with this evil administration. What I don't get is the democrats unwillingness to say anything. Is it just because they don't want to get " McKinneyed"? or are they protecting something. The same questions I asked when Kerry wouldn't come out about election fraud. Did he make a deal? Did he just not want to get further swiftboated? Or is that silly sounding Skull & Bones stuff true?

This DUmmie has a post graduate degree in talking points with a minor in conspiracy.

[mikrofon]

Frankly, I have little faith that even with Democratic control of the house that a genuine investigation of 9/11 will ever occur. I mean, it ought to happen. It is desperately needed.

IOTHOP

[Charles Henrickson]

Why would they do this. . . ?

Choose the correct answer:

a. They want to win elections.
b. There is nothing to these crazy conspiracy theories.
c. They want to win elections, and there is nothing to these crazy conspiracy theories.

The correct answer is "c."

[PJ-Comix]

Since Michelle Malkin now has the Hot Air Website for videocasts, I would love if some Freeper out there from New York take a video camera to record Rep. Maurice Hinchley talking about 9/11. Hinchley has a track record of coming up with nuttie conspiracy theories (including how Memogate was really a Republican plot to discredit See-BS) so I'm sure the results would be quite amusing to watch. All the videographer need do is ask about 9/11 and then just watch as Hinchley launches into his conspiracy mode.

p.s. No need to get confrontational. Just let Hinchley do all the talking.

[Charles Henrickson]

the anti-conspiracy critics have not been able (nor apparently willing) to articulate their own theory of what happened on 9/11 (and why)

Here's my personal theory on what happened on 9/11--it's "out there," but bear with me:

A group of Muslim terrorists crashed airplanes into buildings, killing a lot of people.

Why? Again, this may seem far-fetched, but here goes:

I. They hated America, because a) America supports Israel, and b) America symbolizes the evil non-Muslim West.

II. Their insane, nutty, false religion encourages this kind of violent behavior.

III. They were able to get away with this, because a) the Clinton Administration was asleep at the switch for eight years, and b) liberal-driven political correctness prevented anyone from profiling a bunch of Arab-looking men in their 20s and 30s.

I know, I know, call me a tinfoil-chapeaued kook, but that's my theory, and I'm sticking with it.

[Incorrigible]

1) I thought Scamdy.com was gone for good but nice to see it back on line.
2) Is that benberch thread still up in DUmmieland? That is so pathetic that it borderlines funny!

[Charles Henrickson]

They don't want to look like McKinney.

Who would?

[Charles Henrickson]

But are people really ready to expose the beast, the genuine criminality that weaves its way through so many of the wealthiest and most powerful people on Earth?

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PNAC! CFR! LIHOP! MIHOP! IHOP! HOPI! C3PO! E=MC². . . .

[franksolich]

1) I thought Scamdy.com was gone for good but nice to see it back on line. 2) Is that benberch thread still up in DUmmieland? That is so pathetic that it borderlines funny!

No, Scamdy's been around, but quiet since there hasn't been anything but run-of-the-mill ordinary everyday scams going on, nothing special about any of them.

The "benburch" thread lasted half an hour in DUmmieland, and garnered some responses (alas as far as I know, the responses were not screen-captured) before my fellow alum, the rugbyite Head Warden "Skinner" came to his senses, and locked-banned-deleted that particular thread.