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Is she allowed to jump on the couch?


11 posted on 04/11/2006 7:47:09 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
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No, women are unclean for 7.2 drayons after giving birth and are not allowed on the furniture at all until that time has passed. This is the same reason that women arent allowed to travel on Nakgrubian Startransports...


67 posted on 04/11/2006 8:31:47 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (I traded freedom for security and all I got were these damned shackles.)
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