Hands off my ex!

Sydney Morning Herald ^ | 4/11/06 | Samantha Brett

[Millee]

Nobody's ever wanted any of my ex's! LOL!

[Millee]

You can have em, ping!

[trubluolyguy]

"We could no longer chat about boys, relationships or sex. And since there was pretty much nothing left to discuss

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How truly sad.

[CarrotAndStick]

"We had recently broken up and I had no idea about it until she rang me up to gloat about it the following week. Of course I told her I was fine with it, but as I hung up the phone, I proceeded to cry for half an hour, eat an entire tub of Cookies and Cream ice cream and then lie on the couch watching Oprah re-runs until I eventually fell asleep."

Whatta wuss!

[CarrotAndStick]

Just pinging...

[dfwgator]

I told her I was fine with it, but as I hung up the phone, I proceeded to cry for half an hour, eat an entire tub of Cookies and Cream ice cream and then lie on the couch watching Oprah re-runs until I eventually fell asleep."

Geez, no wonder he left her for her friend.

[YouPosting2Me]

Solution: Date your best friends sister so when she is your 'ex' he won't date her (*rule not applicable in TN*)

[CarrotAndStick]

The first time I read it, I thought it was about a homosexual couple...

[RockinRight]

Any man brave enough to date one of my ex's is welcome to them...

[peacebaby]

One girl dated two of my ex boyfriends...she always waited for me to work the kinks out of them, then she took them. She married one of them...they're divorced now.

[Enterprise]

She gets ice cream and Oprah, her friends gets her man. I guess they have different priorities.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

The greatest way to get back at the man who stole your wife is to let him keep her.

--paraphrased, from someone.

[Fintan]

"I proceeded to cry for half an hour, eat an entire tub of Cookies and Cream ice cream and then lie on the couch watching Oprah re-runs until I eventually fell asleep."

 

A bullet's quicker.

[wallcrawlr]

"My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him"

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife."

"He was so lazy that he married a pregnant woman."

"She had been married so many times that she had rice marks on her face."

[smug]

"Comes back wid me gal, you horse thief."

Popeye the Sailor

[Millee]

Did you go to the wedding?

[r-q-tek86]

My best friend and I were back in Fort Worth on a break during our senior year in college. I had invited him to come to the bar where my group of Fort Worth friends hung out. I had also called an ex-girlfriend (part of the group) and told her that I was going to be in town and let's all meet at the "Pig" (Pig and Whistle Pub in Fort Worth).

The best friend heard "Let's have guy's night out"... the ex heard "Let's get back together and go out on a date". I show up at the Pig and... after a few minutes... both of them are mad at me... the friend for bringing a date to guy's night out and the ex for bringing a guy to our date.

They spent the evening in the pool room talking about what a bastard I was and by the end of the evening had fallen for each other.

They got married a couple of years later.

[Toby06]

So is there ever a time when it's acceptable to date a friend's old flame?

If you are into playing with fire, and losing a friend.

[Millee]

That's funny & kinda cute. Are they still together?

[peacebaby]

I wasn't invited...she was a coward anyway.