DUmmie FUnnies 04-10-06 ("Would the military intervene to save us?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 10, 2006 | steve2470, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[SCALEMAN]

Well, it would be hard to get any lower than that time a DUmmie posted recipes about using placentae (afterbirths) for a dinner delicacy, but I imagine they will.....

There was the 'do it yourself' abortion thread, complete with instructions. It stands out on the all time low list.

[beans36]

Nice theory, but I'm not buying it until you explain the roles of Halliburton, Diebold and Walmart in the grand scheme.

You say that like you're under the illusion that those are three separate companies.

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Don't tell me....Karl Rove is the CEO of this evil conglomerate?

[SoothingDave]

Don't tell me....Karl Rove is the CEO of this evil conglomerate?

Sorry, that's on a "need-to-know" basis. :-)

SD

[weegee]

I don't even take a derisive tone (and my dad is also a conservative but he's older, won't go online, and keeps his subscription to the daily paper; he does listen to talk radio regularly).

I DO correct news reports that I've already got better info on (discrepancies like "no fatalities", "rumors of a foreign flag being raised on public school flag poles", etc.).

He doesn't shush me but he does think I'm being a show off or a know it all. All I'm trying to point out is that I don't watch the evening news because I have nothing to learn from it and see much misinformation being disseminated.

[CSM]

"Brainwashed GIs."

"they are too cowardly to defend the constitution."

But we support the troops! Don't question our patriotism!

[Starter]

Ah. The cursed RPG. Everytime GDW published a timeline for the background, reality messed it up.

[the OlLine Rebel]

You're right. They do hate America.

But perhaps more accurate is "hate the Constitution made by those 'fascist' racist sexist paternalistic bigots who were so anachronistic".

[the OlLine Rebel]

"Probably nowadays the fascists would win that fight, since RW Christian Dominionism has made such inroads into the professional military, from the service academies on up. ......
"Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything much scarier than Christian Dominionist types at command level."


That's funny, "Christians" haven't made *inroads*; that is the way it's always been! Does that mean the military types of 100+ years ago scared him alot?

[.cnI redruM]

Reality really sux that way....

[visualops]

You say that like you're under the illusion that those are three separate companies.

shhhhhhh!

[weegee]

DU is getting creepy.

Well they DO worship The Big Creep.

[skimask]

Paranoia strikes deep.

Into their hearts it will creep.

Starts when their ALWAYS afraid

[beckysueb]

Most probably there would be a move to secede by progressive states in the West and Upper Midwest.

I wish they would do this. They would sink all the money into welfare programs right off the bat and with very few working, the ones struggling to pay the bills would soon get fed up and join us leaving them to hug their trees. No foreign aid from us, either, DUmmies.

[Horatio Gates]

Would the military intervene to save us?

I think this moon-bat is counting on the Chinese military

[Denver Ditdat]

Top 80! ;-)

Attention, denizens of the Demonic Underworld: the US Military in no way, shape, or form resembles the sandal-clad, banana-eating, bean-farting thugs who comprise the typical military force of one of your beloved third world hellholes. The professionals of the United States military will uphold the Constitution regardless of who holds national office. Refer back to the Clinton years for proof. If you want to fulfill some revolutionary wet dream your best bet is to buy a one way ticket to some cockroach infested jungle, cuz it ain't a-gonna happen here.

[beckysueb]

that might make it very tricky for the military to intercede in a timely, let alone surgical, fashion.

These sickos yell at the top of their lungs when our military takes out a terrorist but are openly advocating killing Americans. Sick!!

[beckysueb]

Enter John Conyers... he senses what is up and introduces a bill to reinstate the draft as a check to the neocon takeover. But, sensing that America is not ready to accept the truth, eventually winds up voting against his own proposal.

I thought that was Charley Rangel.

[kevkrom]

I thought that was Charley Rangel.

How dare you challenge my incorrect facts! What are you, some LOUSY FREEPER TROLL?!?!?!

;)

(Thanks for the correction.)

[beckysueb]

All right, is it steve2370, 2470, or 2570?

Just call him stevenumbers.

[beckysueb]

LOL!