Another Solution To The Illegal Immigrant Dilemma

Sunday, 09 April 2006 | Myself

[cougar_mccxxi]

How bout this? Money makes the world go around so...

1. Pay a bounty to professional bounty hunters for capturing illegals and delivering them to law enforcement.

2. Pay a reward to private citizens for information that leads to the capture and deportation of illegal immigrants.

3. Pay a reward to private citizens for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of anyone employing, aiding or abetting illegal immigrants.

3. Create a system of fines charged to private individuals and businesses that employ, aid and abet illegal immigrants to offset the paying of the above said bounties and rewards.

As you can see it may be economically beneficial to attack the illegal immigrant problem with the right attitude and methods.

[cougar_mccxxi]

This system may make illegal immigration a problem of the past.

[thoughtomator]

Two words: Ear tipping. (Got to make sure they're not turning the same illegals in for bounties over and over again.)

[woofer2425]

Just make it "Open Season" on any illegals crossing the border. There are lots of hunters who would like something to do now that deer season is over.

[dufekin]

One MAJOR problem: under the present political climate, the illegals never actually will get deported. Bounties certainly would get paid; however, the situation would devolve into such a drain on the public treasury as enterprising illegals learned to turn themselves (or one another) into the government to get the bounty. Given the current net rate of deportation, this proposal would devolve into a method of transforming illegal immigrants into professional welfare recipients.