DUmmie FUnnies 04-06-06 ("WTC buildings were demolished by cutter charges")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 6, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[ferri]

someone should have told these boneheads to go through their apartments, houses, mommy's basement, where ever they may be nesting, and find all the things that will explode/burn when exposed to heat then they can multiply that by however many offices were in each building...nah...that would be too much work for them. lol

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I can't believe I even waste time trying to debunk these BS theories. I'll just throw out a few.

If you planted cutting charges throughout a building, the last thing you would want to do is run anything into it if you wanted to bring it down. Many of the charges wouldn't survive the impact or fires, giving you uneven results and maybe even defeating your purpose. For those who don't know, plastic explosives are flammable. Under an open flame or hight heat, they burn like Sterno but don't explode.

They also ignore that to bring a building down weeks of prep work go into cutting supports and other well planned minor demolition is needed before the first explosives are placed. Just planting explosives aren't enough. One would think the people who worked at the WTC would have noticed all the construction going on throughout the building as the morons suggest had to have happened for their scenario to work. There wasn't any.

They keep claiming that burning jet fuel can't generate enough heat to melt steel. It can but in this case didn't need to. It just needed enough heat to weaken the trusses and let gravity and stress do the rest. The "cutting charges" were the airliners.

[roses of sharon]

Yes, stupidity has a habit of getting its way.

I seriously wonder if TV has had something to do with the dumbing down of Americans.

[TankerKC]

A link to "Unskilled and Unaware of It":

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=406

[SoothingDave]

We went to see them in Las Vegas expecting a Bullsh*t type show. It was a lame magic act, don't waste your money.

LOL. Penn and Teller were doing their "lame magic act" for years and years before they ever signed on to do the BS show.

SD

[Incorrigible]

Thanks for that video link PJ. I never know just what to make of Penn Gilette.

[MikefromOhio]

I work with a liberal nutcase that I am going to show that too...

[bwteim]

westhill - Some Jones material for you....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1603047/posts?page=53#53
westhill: "I say because the science adds up - I have tried to find faults but cannot - if he [Jones] is wrong, which I do not contest, then it should be easy to explain in scientific terms why. Any comments which do not directly address the scientific problems at hand will be ignored "

[libs_kma]

"WTC buildings were demolished by cutter charges"

Is that you Charlie Sheen? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[detsaoT]

Yet this idiot wants to know why it didn’t topple over. It didn’t topple over because it’s f#*king flat, you braindead f#*king moron! It’s like asking why a pancake laying flat doesn’t topple over.

Did you say "pancake?"

[Tijeras_Slim]

Yep, that was posted here a few years ago too.

[Gordongekko909]

The paper uses big words I have no idea what they mean, so it must be true.....

You have just found the entire driving force behind postmodernism.

[CSM]

"From what I have read this is nonsense -- the towers were constructed with significant redundancy -- they were designed to withstand the impact of a Boeing 707."

Yep, but then you pull all of the asbestos out and what happens to that redundancy and original design?

[steve-b]

someone should have told these boneheads to go through their apartments, houses, mommy's basement, where ever they may be nesting, and find all the things that will explode/burn when exposed to heat

Great Ghu, no!! Think about the consequences of encouraging a bunch of DUmmies to go around playing with matches and seeing what they can set on fire. Do you want that on your conscience?

[Democratshavenobrains]

Think of all the time making up new stupid nicknames for Bush they could have had if not for all that cut and paste work!

[Cobra64]

Those clowns are clueless. The Pentagon was built in 1942 using old technology and probably designed to take military hits (five sides, five rings, five levels). The WTC was built in the 1970s using totally different technology. The center of the towers were open with little interior structural support. Those clowns forget that there jets were holding hundreds of thousands pounds of fuel. They all admit that theu are not structural engineers. Well, they should talk to some. A lot of my friends are engineers.

[steve-b]

I have tried to find faults but cannot

The DUmmies on this thread, put together, probably don't have the scientific sophistication to "find faults" in the theory that the Earth is a flat plate resting on the back of a tortoise.

[ferri]

Great Ghu, no!! Think about the consequences of encouraging a bunch of DUmmies to go around playing with matches and seeing what they can set on fire. Do you want that on your conscience?

POINT!!! lol

[EricT.]

I have a new found respect for Penn & Teller. When something comes out of a horse's ass, most people know exactly what it is.

[beans36]

So, it looks like Penn and Teller are in on the conspiracy as well. Damn that Bush and Rove...is there anyone they can't get to?