DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-06 (DUmmies SUffering From B.I.T.S. ---Bush-Induced Tourrette's Syndrome)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

I hated everyone who pretended that everything was normal..

This statement takes the cake. Of course this DUmmie is normal. Everyone else is just pretending. God please protect us and our country from these people. And that is a real prayer.

[faq]

Last night was a new South Park episode. Thanks for the reminder. Good thing I have Tivo that automatically records every episode!

[samiam1972]

Fascinating and addicting! :o)

[beckysueb]

OMG this has got to be the best one yet. The DUmmies make up their own mental diseases!

And whats even worse is that insurance companies actually pay for this s$%t! I bet most of it is state sponsored insurance, too, so we wind up paying with our income taxes!

[beckysueb]

He makes me want to vomit and shit at the same time. ... and THAT, children, is how little DUmmies are born!

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

[finnman69]

OMG scary smug fart sniffing (you had to see South Park last night to get it) moonbats.

[ErnBatavia]

I'd never gone to DU until yesterday, when I did so via your link....I registered with the idea of being a "sleeper mole"...today I made my first very innocuous reply to some goofy thread.

I'll hang there periodically to let the account grow some legs until the appropriate self-sacrificial ZOT urge takes place.

[rikkir]

"Every single lib that I have met is socially backwards and extremely immature (even the educated ones...I know a big lib lawyer/engineer couple and even they act like teens)..."

It's a strange coincidence that I found a psychology book from the late '40s in my wife's grandmother's house. In it they described homosexuality in the very same terms. One has to remember, this was before our country was overtaken by the PC demons, but the premise has always made sense to me as a way to explain gays. When we are children we often don't like the opposite sex. Boys think girls are "icky", girls think boys are "icky". Seems that according to these psychologists, homosexuals never completely grow out of that phase of their life.
I would say the same hypothesis could be made about Libs. They never quite grow out of that "me gimme mine" stage of their youth.

[bcsco]

"I'll hang there periodically to let the account grow some legs until the appropriate self-sacrificial ZOT urge takes place."

Just a thought: You might check to see whether DU has placed a 'cookie' on your PC. These can be used to monitor surfing activity. Visits to DU and to FR could be of interest to them.

[bcsco]

"They never quite grow out of that "me gimme mine" stage of their youth."

I've been stating that in various posts these past few days in discussions over whether liberals/leftists suffer from a mental disorder (psychosis). I believe that there very well may be a mental imbalance. These people are self-centered egoists who's search for power is simple self gratification. Those who follow are merely unable (or unwilling) to grow out of their youthful self-centeredness and seek their own power through others.

Whatever. They're all a bunch of dangerous narcissists, as far as I'm concerned.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Hey PJ, try to find one about Cynthia McKinney punching that cop. I bet they are making 100's of excuses for her.

[franksolich]

Well, the DUmmies, for whom history begins when they wake up in the morning (or afternoon), have never grasped one essential fact of humanity, and human history.

Haters never win.

There may yet be one more election that goes in favor of the Democrats, but that is probably it, the Democratic party inevitably and inexorably collapsing into the trash-bin of history.

(Probably it is a pretty good guess that when that happens, the Republican party will slowly shift left, and some unknown entity will emerge on the right; world history is replete with such examples.)

We Republicans and conservatives have been so demonized, so perceived with supernatural powers--when in fact we are average ordinary everyday people--by these Haters that it surpasses all understanding.

But one thing remains explicitly and eternally true.

Haters never win.

[SolidusRaccoon]

http://www.opinioneditorials.com/freedomwriters/ebeltt_20040805.html

[Kaylee Frye]

WOW! I must have I.R.S.I.T.S. because that is exactly my opinion of tax preparation!

I love that, can I steal it for my tagline for a while?

[bcsco]

I have that editorial as an Adobe Acrobat file and referred to it a day or so ago in responses to others. It was that article which prompted me to use the term 'psychosis'.

The article is intended to explain those in academia and the elites of this world in terms of their self conceits. It really doesn't go into those who follow like lemmings to the cliff. In either case, however, I believe it is an inability/unwillingness to grow out of their youthful dreams that inflicts them. I suppose the term 'psychosis' fits that as well, at least as well as anything else.

[NeoCaveman]

top 60

[BJClinton]

F***ing close, b**ch!

[BlessedByLiberty]

Okay, did you bug my sister-in-law's house?

[Cheburashka]

I registered with the idea of being a "sleeper mole"...today I made my first very innocuous reply to some goofy thread.
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Just in case you don't know, in Dummieland you are subject to close ideological scrutiny until you get up over a thousand posts. Then they relax a little on you. Before then a whiff of what they used to call in the Soviet Union "deviationism" will get you tombstoned.

[squishy]

God please protect us and our country from these people. And that is a real prayer.

Amen!