DUmmie FUnnies 03-23-06 (DUmmies Hail Bush Hating ABC News Exec)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 23, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If Pied Piper Pitt is still not found by the weekend, then it would be time to place his Midnight Cowboy Face on Milk Cartons...or at least beer bottles.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies.

[txroadkill]

IN!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedumb2003]

IB4tP?

[maggief]

5!

[carlr]

Top Ten!

[Poser]

Top 10

[hattend]

BTTT

[carlr]

These people would make great party games.

Which would someone rather play,"charades" or "watch the DUmmies".

[tcrlaf]

Earth To Liberals.....

The Media told us for DECADES how "unbiased" they were, and that they only "Reported" the nes, not Made it...

For me, That fantasy went away during the Reagan years.....

[freedumb2003]

If Pied Piper Pitt is still not found by the weekend, then it would be time to place his Midnight Cowboy Face on Milk Cartons..

What is the story about this brush Purple Proser Pitt had with the law. Something about molestation...?

[Gordongekko909]

Top 20?

[BlessedByLiberty]

"...It is well known that US military Psyops are embedded at all the major networks."

Are these "military Psyops" guys sitting in black helicopters in the back of the news desk?

Reminds me of my sister-in-law who said two days ago how much she hates that 'conservative pig Chris Matthews,he's such a hack for Bush.'

[BlessedByLiberty]

"...It is well known that US military Psyops are embedded at all the major networks."

Are these "military Psyops" guys sitting in black helicopters in the back of the news desk?

Reminds me of my sister-in-law who said two days ago how much she hates that 'conservative pig Chris Matthews,he's such a hack for Bush.'

[visualops]

Top 25!

[randog]

Dear Mr. Green,

The worst thing you can do is to apologize for your email. You have lots of company, at least two thirds of this country and most of the world. Demand to know who gave your private email to Drudge and please publish the name of the recipient which Drudge blacked out. It seems you and probably most of the press have been illegally under surveillance. Write to Russ Feingold, make a FOIA request to find out who was spying on you. Get angry, not apologetic. They'll try to fire you no matter how much you apologize, they have no right to do so based on illegally acquired personal information. Fight, and then sue if they fire you. Watch what happens when you stand up to them the way the Dixie Chicks did, eg. You'll be a hero for telling the truth and for demanding that this illegal spying on Americans is revealed.

Sincerely,
Catrina XXXXX

Wow. A leaked e-mail--gee, wonder how that happened? Let's see...someone inside ABC gave it to Drudge? Naaaaah, too complicated. Karl Rove is using the NSA to infiltrate the internal e-mail system at ABC? Yeah, that's a much more workable scenario.

</sarc>

[visualops]

Mary Mapes also got Roved...and then smoked a cigarette afterwards

Oh... that's just not right...

[franksolich]

What is the story about this brush Purple Proser Pitt had with the law?

Well, the Bostonian Idiot appears to be in some sort of trouble, but whether it's legal or civil or financial, we don't know yet.

I rather suspect since he reached the penultimate stage of irreversible alcoholism a couple of months ago, things in his life just really got messed up.

I think the Bostonian Idiot needs to go to one of those drying-out farms, like the old Keeley Cure, because according to scouting reports, the guy is just really fouled up.

If you're reading this, you there in Boston, remember that God loves you. The rest of us might not, but God does, and I guess that's all that matters.

[NeoCaveman]

top 20

[prairiebreeze]

Par for the course at ABC. One of their top mucky-mucks admitted in a memo sent out prior to the 2004 elections that the network wasn't obligated to give equal coverage to the candidates nor ask balanced questions of each.

That memo got leaked too...apparently somebody at Always Biased Coverage does has a shred of journalistic integrity and self-repect as well as love of country left.