Well, to be fair, the DUmmie's keyboard commando rant was based on the idea that SLP was not a Marine at all, but a troll. But then again, the reason he thought he was a trol was because he didn't come back from Iraq and say, "I killed civilians, and I liked it because Rummy controlled my mind with his discombobulatottron beams! I will cherish the memories all my life, which will be six more months because of depleted uranium dust!"