[Poser]

I am sure that he already has the Diebold machines programed

(from a recent Woot.com contest)

[RogueIsland]

I am sure that he already has the Diebold machines programed

Using dummie logic, if a Democrat wins the next presidential election, he or she must obviously have been selected to win by Rove (who controls the voting machines), so any Dem winning the Presidency must in fact be a Republican plant!