[NeoCaveman]

She can't even get Bill to obsess over her.

The last man who obsessed over her was found at Fort Marcy Park.

[LonePalm]

Do you think W obsesses over Laura? You bet!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)