THE BALLAD OF DUMMIES GONE WILD
Tune: "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of crap we'll try to float;
It started down in Florida
Aboard a gambling boat.
The boat was owned by Abramoff,
A neocon for sure;
Some "terrorists" set sail that day
For a three-hour tour,
A three-hour tour. . . .
The storm was getting Rovian--
Must not connect the dots!
If not for the evil of the Bush Regime,
The DUmmies would seem nuts,
The DUmmies would seem nuts. . . .
The sh*t runs deep in DUmmieland--
Just look how high it's piled!
With Gannon/Gosch--and Guckert too--
The ambassador and his wife,
The MoveOn crowd,
The producer, named Mary Mapes--
Here on DUmmies Gone Wild!
Good one Charles. I can almost picture Ginger in that tight fitting slinky dress when I mentally hum that tune.
Thanks for the memories of many long ago wasted evenings spent sitting on the living room sofa watching a 21" black and white console TV and eating grease-soaked bar-b-q flavored potato chips. Of course now that I have satellite TV I can relive those days 5 times every week on the TVland channel, except that now salty snacks are off my cardiologist-imposed diet.