[NathanR]

It's also pretty clear that any DUmmies who did go to college flunked their ethics, biology and econ courses.

Don't be so sure of that. I think they passed their Philosophy 101 where they learned that there is no "right" or "wrong", only points of view (POV). Their biology courses were Ecology 101 and above, which they did fine in, and econ was replaced by Marxism 101 which they aced.

[Mr. Silverback]

You make a very good point.