DUmmie FUnnies 02-23-06 ("Can freepers be deprogrammed?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 23, 2006 | DUmmie Doohickie, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Democratshavenobrains]

If Freepers defend Bush no matter what, there must be a lot of DU moles complaining about the ports issue.

[gate2wire]

"Their heads would probably explode if they read any of the crevo threads...."

Hell, my head nearly explodes during some of those. :-)

[confederacy of dunces]

Perhaps they can set up some camps for us, you know, so we can be 'reeducated'. They worked so well in Cambodia and Viet Nam. I'm sure they'll work equally well here.

Wait, I thought we were going to put them in camps. I specifically remember a plan to deny them vegetarian meals and enforce mandatory showering. Was it a dream?

[Mr. Silverback]

The problem is they are uneducated. Therefore, there's nothing to deprogram. They are just trying to hang on to their own ignorance and for some reason want to drag everyone else down with them.

Yes, unlike the DUmmies, who are so well-educated that in most cases they can't spell, use proper grammar, or put together a sentence without using the F word. It's also pretty clear that any DUmmies who did go to college flunked their ethics, biology and econ courses.

[cripplecreek]

Hell, even a "Bush ain't that bad" thread would get you smeared and tombstoned.

A "Bush isn't the antiChrist" thread would be plenty.

[HungarianGypsy]

So what is this de or reprogramming supposed to accomplish? Would we start saying, "The government is my mommy." "I don't know why I can't get a job. I only want one between the hours of 7 and 9 pm every other Tuesday and I don't want to interact with people doing it. But, I do want to make a six figure income doing it." or "Please don't hurt me."?

[confederacy of dunces]

I would love to seem them try to deprogram the kitties....

No contest! The kitties would deprogram and then reprogram them. It's what kitties do.

[Mr. Silverback]

The people at FReakRepublic are flat out nuts. There used to be some sane ones, but they got driven out or quit in disgust. Not to mention the yearly purges.

Yearly purges? How have I survived those? Of course, they were having daily purges over at DU during the long goodbye for Andy, just because people said, "Um, haow are you going to use my money again?"

[HungarianGypsy]

If two engineering degrees makes me uneducated than I plead guilty! 'Pod
But I bet you don't parrot everything the liberal professors tell you say. You probably have learned from observation and not just something out of a book or what someone told you. Uneducated to liberals usually seems to mean that you bother to think for yourself.

[manglor]

Damn, I never thought with my 4.0 GPA in Computer Science and my membership in American Mensa I was considered uneducated.

Meanwhile those DUmmies think crackpots like Robert Mugabe and Sheila Jackson Lee are geniuses.

[.cnI redruM]

For some reason I'm remembering lyrics from California Uber Alles

"The suede denim secret police
have come for your uncool niece..."

[visualops]

We stopped hearing stories about this at about the same time that the Right Wing Nuts started gaining power in the government.

Actually I think we stopped hearing about it after the moonbats stopped trying to "find themselves" in karma cults and stuck to posting at DU.

[Not A Snowbird]

I would love to seem them try to deprogram the kitties....

I double-dog dare them to come over here and try deprogramming me!

[visualops]

Eutopia

Freudian slip?

[beckysueb]

Apparently the Freepers aren't all that keen on free speech.

This one is a real kneeslapper!

[Paradox]

I personally believe that freepers, as well as all other types of Bush zombies, comprise a cult. They are programmed (brainwashed) to absorb, digest and repeat any piece of wingnut propaganda being fed to them.

This is going to force me to revive my "PCKB" Award (Pot Calling the Kettle Black).

Their cognitive dissonance is such that they have to believe certain things, among them that A) Conservatives are so wrong, they have to be either Stupid (See below), Evil, or Brainwashed.. They cannot understand the world, cannot make sense of it, without these beliefs, without them, their world view crumbles. You can already see how fragile these people are, they will soon be relegated to the bottom of the box of Ritz.

The problem is they are uneducated. Therefore, there's nothing to deprogram. They are just trying to hang on to their own ignorance and for some reason want to drag everyone else down with them.

You can demonstrate demographically, that on average, the people who vote for the Democrat in a presidential election are DUMBER than those who vote for the Republican. They also have a higher crime rate. (They probably suffer more from depression and other mental illness, but I dont have the statistics on that). I won't go through the analysis, since some of it treads on very un-PC waters, but its there..

[cripplecreek]

"Freudian slip?"

Just plain ole garden variety habit.

[visualops]

LOL sounds like a guy I worked with a few years back. Went to college for 6 years or so, no degree, and apparently spent most of his time stoned/drunk and screenprinting t-shirts.

[visualops]

My first thought was the euro-topia the UN seems to be trying to create.

[confederacy of dunces]

Awwww, too much cuteness!!