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Deadeye Dicks Gun Club = Humor (BARF)
Deadeye Dick's Gun Club ^ | 02-15-2006 | Chickenhead

Posted on 02/16/2006 10:08:19 PM PST by Loud Mime

Safety Rules:

1. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR GUN LOADED: Guns are tools built for one purpose: killing. Not having it filled with ammo makes about as much sense as waiting until tee time to put clubs in your calfskin golf bag. When you pick up a gun, always confirm that it is loaded by blowing away something that annoys you. Also, safeties are for pussies.

2. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR GUN AIMED AT STUFF: This is Deadeye Dick's most important rule! Keeping your gun pointed at someplace you hope there might be something to kill means that you're way less likely to waste valuable bullets on shots that don't even draw blood.

3. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER: Whether it's a bird in the bush or a geriatric trial lawyer stumbling in a senile haze, you never know when your target will make a break for it. That's why your sweaty finger should ALWAYS be caressing the sensitive curves of your unit's trigger. (Just watch out for occasional jolts from your bionic heart!)

(Excerpt) Read more at dickcheneygunclub.com ...


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KEYWORDS: cheney; deadeye; dicks
They have mugs and T-shirts that could anger a liberal if used correctly!
1 posted on 02/16/2006 10:08:21 PM PST by Loud Mime
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To: Loud Mime

I like asking liberals if they want to go hunting with me at times, knowing full-well that they have no clue how to handle a gun.


2 posted on 02/16/2006 10:12:48 PM PST by CheyennePress
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To: CheyennePress

They have a Dick Cheney Lawyer Hunting permit too.......


3 posted on 02/16/2006 10:17:07 PM PST by Loud Mime (Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
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To: pissant; saveliberty; tiredoflaundry

ping


4 posted on 02/16/2006 11:01:09 PM PST by Loud Mime (Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
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To: Loud Mime
Keep your loaded gun pointed at a liberal...in case it goes off accidentally.
5 posted on 02/16/2006 11:02:53 PM PST by Supernatural (All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie! bob dylan)
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To: Supernatural

I started an NHRA ping list and included you, if that's ok.


6 posted on 02/16/2006 11:36:27 PM PST by Loud Mime (Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
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To: Loud Mime

Thanks. I'm honored!


7 posted on 02/16/2006 11:40:56 PM PST by Supernatural (All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie! bob dylan)
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To: Loud Mime

The local radio guy up here did Cheney's Got a Gun to the tune of Aerosmith's Janie's Got a Gun. It's funny!!


8 posted on 02/17/2006 5:57:43 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

Now, THAT I'd like to hear!


9 posted on 02/17/2006 6:55:03 AM PST by Loud Mime (Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
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