Posted on 02/16/2006 10:08:19 PM PST by Loud Mime
Safety Rules:
1. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR GUN LOADED: Guns are tools built for one purpose: killing. Not having it filled with ammo makes about as much sense as waiting until tee time to put clubs in your calfskin golf bag. When you pick up a gun, always confirm that it is loaded by blowing away something that annoys you. Also, safeties are for pussies.
2. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR GUN AIMED AT STUFF: This is Deadeye Dick's most important rule! Keeping your gun pointed at someplace you hope there might be something to kill means that you're way less likely to waste valuable bullets on shots that don't even draw blood.
3. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER: Whether it's a bird in the bush or a geriatric trial lawyer stumbling in a senile haze, you never know when your target will make a break for it. That's why your sweaty finger should ALWAYS be caressing the sensitive curves of your unit's trigger. (Just watch out for occasional jolts from your bionic heart!)
(Excerpt) Read more at dickcheneygunclub.com ...
I like asking liberals if they want to go hunting with me at times, knowing full-well that they have no clue how to handle a gun.
They have a Dick Cheney Lawyer Hunting permit too.......
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I started an NHRA ping list and included you, if that's ok.
Thanks. I'm honored!
The local radio guy up here did Cheney's Got a Gun to the tune of Aerosmith's Janie's Got a Gun. It's funny!!
Now, THAT I'd like to hear!
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