HAHA! Wasn't Lurch in that one?
Posted on 02/06/2006 1:39:00 PM PST by ichabod_65
Schools will instruct pupils on the "religion of peace," Islam. Now Islamic speakers are invited into school systems to teach faculty and principals about the goodness of Islam.
Mosque clerics will be regarded the same as the Methodist minister down the street. After all, a cleric is a cleric.
Liberal groups such as the Episcopal Church, Unitarian-Universalist Society, and United Church of Christ (Congregational) will look upon Islam as a world religion among religions, thus deserving equal space with Christianity and Judaism.
Local clergy associations will welcome Muslim clerics into their fellowship.
Liberal politicians will champion Islam as compatible with America because they will believe the lies on 4000 Muslim web sites. After all, America welcomes all equally.
Even conservative personages such as US President George W. Bush will give allegiance to Islam as a good component of the community, just as he and his wife placed the Koran in the White House library for the first time this winter. They did so at a banquet for Muslim leaders in America.
Theologically conservative leaders such as Billy Graham’s son, Franklin Graham, will be black listed for publishing factual books exposing Islam as a violent cult. He already has suffered such. He has been silenced by the liberal element in the United States.
Politicians and religious liberals will regard "peace religion" Islam as being highjacked by "insurgents" and "terrorists" rather than realizing that all Muslims are aligned with the same killing passages replete in the unholy book, the Koran.
Schools will set aside rooms for Muslim prayers during school hours. Airports will follow suit. Independent living residential communities will follow suit. Just as they have chapels, they will have mosque centers.
Public buildings will provide prayer rooms for Muslim prayers just as a local athletic building in New Jersey has done so for Muslim sports figures there.
Newspapers’ religion pages will place mosque advertisements for meetings and so forth right alongside the advertisements for churches. They will also provide regular feature articles on Islam as a "peace religion," just as the local city paper already does where I live.
The sharia will become legal fare in most countries, including America. This Koran-based judicial system that enhances murder and maiming as well as discrimination against females will be set aside as proper for the Muslim community.
Islamic professors will pepper the universities and colleges throughout the nation, propagating the message that Islam is a "peace religion." They will likewise blackball Christianity and Judaism, as is presently the fashion.
Religious colleges that are theologically liberal will have Muslim instructors and personnel on staff in order to give the public relations image that they are open to all beliefs.
Chapel services on theologically liberal religious-oriented campuses will have Muslim speakers to balance out theologically liberal "Christian" preachers. Already at Bates College, Lewiston, Maine, the campus chapel is decorated with flag banners of all world religions, including Islam. The banners hang from the sanctuary ceiling.
Islamic so-called holy days will be legitimatized as holidays necessitating celebration and days off from work throughout the nation
Islamic symbols will decorate our stamps..
Islamic authors will become popular in "reading America."
Peace themes focusing on Islamic actors will be placed in television sitcoms.
TV series such as "Sleeper Cells" will become passe and regarded as out of date and out of fact.
Legislation will be passed stating that anything truthfully negative about Islam will be regarded as a "hate crime."
Certain Islamic personages will run for political offices and will win their elections.
The National Council of Churches will welcome Islam into its membership.
Liberal seminaries such as Harvard Divinity School will baptize Islam as a legitimate religion among world religions, just as HDS does already in its world religions building / courses.
It will become posh for Islamic speakers to be featured on talk shows and at book forums in local communities.
The Koran will be placed alongside the Bible in hospital chapels, just as it already is placed in the chapel in the city hospital near where I live.
The headscarf used by Muslim women will become fashionable for non-Muslim women in America. Already the headscarf clad young women appearing in various advertisements on the Internet.
Advertisements will include in their human figures not only whites and blacks and Hispanics but also obviously garbed Muslims.
"Jihad" will change its meaning from murder and maiming to improving the inner self, just as it is now defined on the Council for American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) lying web site.
Muslims will establish charitable causes to which the public will be asked to contribute, moneys used to enhance Islam and thereby overtake the nation.
Christians and Jews will be relegated to a lower status than Islam. Christians and Jews will be informed to be quiet, hold no meetings or seminars teaching the facts about Islam, and squelch any preaching against Islam.
Political liberals such as "Rev." Jesse Jackson will come to the fore as comrades of Islam, presenting Christianity and Islam as monotheistic religions of common foundation. It will become posh for Islam and Christianity and Judaism to be presented as the three great monotheistic religions of the world, thus giving Islam equal footing with the other two religions. There will be much talk about all three religions having Abraham as "the father of the faith."
Regarding Islam as a killing cult will expose the offender as committing a "hate crime."
University and college commencement addresses, particularly those on the state level, will feature Islamic speakers.
Islamic killers in America will be regarded as an anomaly and embarrassment to Islam as the true "religion of peace."
Sunday school curricula in liberal denominations will feature Islam as a legitimate world religion.
Islam will become a highlight article feature in theologically liberal publications. Already such articles have appeared in the Harvard Divinity School Bulletin.
Islamic literature will be distributed widely freely throughout the nation, similarly to such literature distributed by Moonies at airport terminals.
Koran killing passages will be rephrased so as to erase the Koran killing-passages just as such quotes are changed on the Muslim Public Affairs Council (MPAC). These changes will appear in the American publication of the Koran placed in public buildings.
Government agencies, particularly in Washington DC, will cower before Muslim demands just as they did as set forth in the article above.
Muslims elsewhere on the planet will cause such mayhem that America will fear such coming to this country and therefore will give Muslims anything they want in order to keep the blood from flowing our USA streets.
Hey, if we can take care of it now, our grandkids won't have to.
Seemed like a slap in the face of Catholicism when a pontiff would dare kiss the unholy koran.
John Paul knew full well that this was no mere courtesy, but an affont to all Christians to kow-tow to evil islam.
I am a Catholic. Therefore I am capable of thought and recognize sacrilege when I see it regardless of who is committing the act.
It was dead wrong.
In 100 years, North and South America will be primarily Catholic, as the population of North American becomes increasingly Hispanic. Europe will become Islamic. Africa will be divided between Islam in the North and Christianity in the south. Asia will be up for grabs, although I expect Christianity to make significant inroads into China.
In practical terms?
Not a damned thing.
It's a COOKBOOK!
Can't argue with ya there, Bannie.
For the Constitutional purists, Mohammedanism can simply be considered as a treasonous organization. At the very least, Mohammedan immigration should be halted.
I got banned for saying that in the weeks following 9/11. Times change 8-)
HAHA! Wasn't Lurch in that one?
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At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction were our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."
-Abraham Lincoln
Not on my watch!
It won't happen because after the next attack on U.S. soil, the mosques in the U.S. won't be very well attended.
When reading the Hadith, the words of Muhammed, you'll find different events of Prophet Muhammed' s life in which, when he had problems, Allah solved them right away.
For example, he was sexually aroused by seeing his daughter-in-law, so Allah sent him a message saying he could marry her because his son was adopted and not a real son, so the marriage was therefore justified. Further, he created a new rule, that Muslims would not be allowed to adopt any children.
Muhammed married thirteen times, one of his brides being six-year-old Ayesha.
Allah, he said, told him that he was only allowed to enjoy captive women, and he put Ayesha in a veil because he was jealous and did not want his friends looking admiringly at her when they went to his house. Allah, he said, told his friends they could go to the Prophet' s house any time they wanted but if they went they should not look at any of his wives or ask any of them for anything. He was so jealous of his wives that he introduced the veil for his wives and, ultimately, for all Muslim women.
Even though widow-marriage was legal, he made it illegal for men to marry any of his own wives when he himself died.
It becomes clear that Muhammed had written the Qur'an for his own interest, for his own comfort, for his own fun. So why all the mooselimbs?
I know.
Few can read and the ones that can are extremely gullible or want to live like Muhammed and go to muslim heaven. If we lived like that we know we'd go to hell.
"Mosque clerics will be regarded the same as the Methodist minister down the street. After all, a cleric is a cleric.
I stopped reading this bull puckey after the second sentence above....I suppose Mr. Author doesn't know much about how mohammedan 'clerics' have a problem with preaching peace."
Well the Methodists seem to be taking the Palestenians side aganst Israel, maybe they are hoping the Mooselimbs will be nice nice to them.
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