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To: Craig DeLuz

He was just trying to say, "We're Number 1!"


4 posted on 02/01/2006 1:38:00 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

George (swerving): Hey! Watch it! Did you see that guy? He just gave me the
finger!

Danny Tartabull: You sure?

George: Oh yeah! Middle finger, straight up, at me! At us!

Danny Tartabull: What are you doing?

George: I'm following him.

New scene.
George is parked at a gas station, he steps out of the car and slams the door.

George: I'll take care of this, Danny.

George approaches the man he's been following, who's now pumping gas.

George: Excuse me.

Man: What's the problem?

George: I believe you cut me off, and then made an obscene gesture.

Man: I did? Where?

George: Outside of Manhattan, about an hour ago.

Man: Wow! Is that Danny Tartabull?

George: That's right, of the New York Yankees.

Man: I'd like to shake his hand but I can't.

The man holds up his arm, it's in a cast with his middle finger sticking
straight up.


6 posted on 02/01/2006 1:40:36 PM PST by weegee (Happy Holidays! Tis the season of MLK, Chinese New Year, Tet, Valentine's, Presidents...)
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