[A Balrog of Morgoth]

I have a plan to bring gravitas to the miserable failure that is the Republican culture of corruption because there is a better way to mislead the American people about the rush to war in Iraq after we failed to put enough boots on the ground to capture Osama Bin Laden.

"A better way", brought to you by the DNC. Where no cliche is too trite or tired to drag out.

[Reaganesque]

There is a better way. But we're not going to tell you what it is.