(puts on fake DUmmie mask and prepares to impersonate a DUmmie)
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! its the end of are country...the evil rightwing facists haft won! I wepe for my cuntry! F^&% u bushco! youve lost me as a voter Waaa"
You forgot them calling the President a chimp, that it's all a Rove conspiracy, not to mention there's not nearly enough 4-letter words for a DU post!
(prepares for second round of DUmmie impersonation)
"Karl Rove is behind this! This is a Rovian plot for Bush to take control of the States next term. I just know it. He's been putting in subliminal mind control messages on television for quite some time now! Most of America is too stupid to realize it, doncha know?" aye, I admit it though, it is hard to come up with another as great as the first.