[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

The most important function of marriage is ensuring that children will have a known mother and father.

Wrong. The courts have ruled that women have the right to deceive men as to the paternity of their children. Thus, the most important function of marriage in our society is to transfer money to women. It's merely a way to subsidize the welfare state--an excise tax on men.

[supercat]

Wrong. The courts have ruled that women have the right to deceive men as to the paternity of their children.

The most important function of marriage remains as I have stated, despite the efforts of courts through the years to sabotage it.