"Because she wrote it and tried to pretend it came from a newspaper. This is a vanity/blog."
That's what I figured. On checking the place she cited, but didn't link to isn't even a newspaper. It's a blog by some guy named Daley.
This is darned annoying. I've clicked Report Abuse and explained the problem. I'm sure the mods will be right along to move this somewhere out of the News topics.
Making an issue out of the link evidences your desperation.
Here's the link (which you could've found very easily----if you had really wanted to).
http://www.times-post.com/