Your life must indeed be shallow :)
Oh, it certainly is. I never go anywhere, nothing exciting ever happens to me and I never get to witness any interesting events.
(Except maybe attending an expansion team's very first NFL game ever and watcing them WIN it. Imagine that - a brand new expansion team starting its record off at 1-0!
The score was 19-10 and the date was September 8, 2002. Can you imagine such a thing?)