DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-06 ("I am overwhelmed with grief. I feel the USA is dying ...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

WOO! HOO! I learned how to do some basic sound editing on the Audacity software last night. I even compressed a sound file into an MP3 format. Yeah, for you sound engineers out there this is no big deal but for a Newbie in this field such as myself, it is a big deal. Anyway, it looks like sound editing won't be nearly as difficult as I thought. And I definitely do need to do a LOT of sound editing for my upcoming DUmmie FUnnies Audio Podcast.

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[Mercat]

in before the ping.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Jaxter]

Bump!

[jurroppi1]

top 10, woo hoo!

[Blue Eyes]

Top 10!!!

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

Top 10?

[kevkrom]

Late on election day 2004, the corporate news monopolies, acting in concert, through one polling organization, DOCTORED their own exit polls (which Kerry won) to force them to "fit" the results they received

Yeas, however, this is proper procedure to normalize the result of the exit poll to match the demographics of the people who actually voted using a standard, mathematically sound method. The normalized exit polls were much closer to the final vote total that I actually expected, given that it was the first time out for a new polling system.

[kevkrom]

the massive, egregious and visible violations of the Voting Rights Act against black and other voters that are documented in the Conyers report

And yet the only non-partisan examination of voting fraud and irregularities showed that it was the Democrats who were generally involved in nefarious activities.

[shezza]

The only question remaining is when the rest of the world decides it has had enough of the United States of America and takes corrective action. Time is running out.

Er...are these buffoons actually praying (and I use the term loosely) for another 911? Yeah, I know, that was barely a blip on their Grand Scheme of Things radar and the last 5 years have been sheer torture, but are they hoping some rogue nation with a nuke attacks the U.S.? (Rhetorical questions, I guess. I know the answer, even though I don't want to believe it's true.)

[Fintan]

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You are right -- I used to feel overwhelmed as well. One of the reasons was because these m-fers were getting away with everything. The truth is starting to come out and they are sweating it. I am starting to feel better about things.

 

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Communist Goals 1963 Congressional Record

[The_Victor]

12th!?

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Hope as they may, there is NO WAY to stop his confirmation.

Don't underestimate the infanticide lobby. They're working around-the-clock on their next Anita Hill. All they need is a willing pawn.

There's a reason for this delay. Don't kid yourselves.

[JCEccles]

The DUmmie Lament

Doom, despair and agony on me
deep dark depression, excessive misery
if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
doom, despair and agony on me

(Scalia, Thomas, Robert and Alito: The four horseman of the DU Apocalypse. Ride 'em down, boys. Ride 'em down hard.)

[cricket]

Got to get practical, though--and address ourselves to the mechanism of our sovereignty as a people: our right to vote, which the fascists have effectively taken away. We MUST get it back. Priority no. 1.

Ooookay. . . So, the tires of their trucks were slashed as well? (Who knew?)

Or is the reference here to the fact that new voters have to register. . .or that 'felons' cannot. . .

Could some DU'er step forward and 'splain'?

[jurroppi1]

" What is really difficult is that I also work for a poor Indian tribe and have to deal with the decreasing lack of funding available to them to provide services to their people, basic services. Every day,I cross a city street and go into a "sovereign nation" territory and try to find ways to help, find funding, etc. and it's all drying up because this country craps on its own people while killing the people of other lands." Yeah that decreasing lack of funding is just so painful to watch... Of course it was painful for me to watch a "native American" that had just come off of "sovereign nation" so drunk he couldn't drive well enough not to cause a head on collision with me while I was almost fully in the shoulder on my side of the road trying to avoid him. What was more painful is the police stated they couldn't do anything to him because he was drinking on the reservation and they didn't have jurisdiction there. Thanks for the permanent disability sovereign nation! Oh, and thanks to the prick that hit me; for making that your 4th DWI, Driving without insurance, and driving after revocation and being able to get away without so much as a physical injury of any sort, or any legal/financial obligations... Yeah, the sovereign nation is so bad off... B.S. I see all the casinos, and how much money they make! They could take care of their own people if they had the wherewithal to do so.

[normy]

"sovereign nation" territory and try to find ways to help, find funding, etc. and it's all drying up because this country craps on its own people while killing the people of other lands

So are they our own people or are they a sovereign nation?

[MEG33]

[shezza]

I believe that, in fact, Kerry won that election by a landslide (at least a 5% margin), and that, because Kerry's win was so big, Bushite operatives in Ohio had to implement Plan B, the massive, egregious and visible violations of the Voting Rights Act against black and other voters that are documented in the Conyers report. By these two illegal means, the vote was flipped over to Bush.

"I BELEEEEEIVE!!!!!"

[Christopher Lincoln]

I am overwhelmed with grief. I feel the USA is dying ... the shit is piled so high, this country and it's greatness is suffocating ...I cried when Kerry lost the election but this is worse ...there seems to be no hope in sight. Tell me if I am wrong. America is dying.

I would say to this writer: Cheer up. America isn't dying; just your stupid party.