DUmmie FUnnies 01-03-06 ("You do realize that Bush is never going to be impeached, Right?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 3, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, I voted for DUmmie Funnies. Good luck.

And for at least 2 other Blogs? For some reason they require a vote for at least 3 Blogs. So vote for those others---as long as they aren't in Humor category. That one I'll hog to myself.

[Charles Henrickson]

it is doubtful that Bush will even leave power in '08. . . .

You are correct, sir. I predict that Stalin Bush will not leave office until January 20 of '09.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx for your vote. BTW, when I was in high school we had a student body president election. One of the students running felt that it was "beneath" him to actually ASK for votes. Therefore I was wondering what he would say when the school assembly was convened in order for the candidates to explain why we should vote for them. It turned out that the guy didn't even get up to speak. Instead he had his church pastor get up and tell us what a wonderful person this guy was while he basked in the glow of his pastor's admiration. Needless to say, this guy LOST in a landslide.

When there is an election you have to ASK for votes. And I'm not above groveling and ASKING for votes.

BTW, years later I ran into the above mentioned student and he was still PISSED OFF about losing the election.

[PJ-Comix]

I nominated DUmmie FUnnies for Most Humorous, I also thought about nominating it for something else, too.

Naw! I'll modestly stick with just the MOST HUMOROUS BLOG! Oh, and THANX for your vote.

We really need to freep that thing.

Hee! Hee!

[Charles Henrickson]

Unless we come up with a plan, it is doubtful that Bush will even leave power. . . .

It's all up to you DUmmies coming up with a Plan. The future of mankind is resting on your collective genius. Good luck, men.

[Fenris6]

Oh yes, he WILL be impeached! After the Democrats win back the House and Senate in November.

I'm gonna help with this effort, it will resonate with so many voters. "Vote Democrat then Impeach Bush". LMAO. We'll go +12 in the House and +5 in the Senate.

[alarm rider]

Roger that.

[Charles Henrickson]

I am currently thinking that a "labor revolution" is what we chiefly need; Slow down, be an obstructionist, strike, quit, demonstrate.

If an unemployed DUmmie "goes on strike," does that mean he stops picking up his dirty clothes from off of Mom's basement floor? You guys don't do that anyway!

[Charles Henrickson]

Not One D*mn Dirty Underwear Day!
The Day When Everything But Our Underwear Finally Changed

[doorgunner69]

*"Ah, quit Stalin!"

Took me a moment to get that one. :-)*

It was rather good..........;-)

[Charles Henrickson]

Make it understood that we either have a fair election or we stop the wheels of the economy.

The Rove LAUGHS at your stopped wheel!

[epow]

Further he is going to use that power to throw all the '06 elections to Republicans that can be stolen by any means, not JUST electronic voting fraud, but brownshirt intimidation tactics,

Oh good, I was afraid we would have to rely only on Diebold again to do the dirty work.

The margin Diebold gave us in FL last time was too close for comfort, I suggest we go for at least a 15% margin next time. Call out the brownshirts and getterdone!! (But don't call me out, brown doesn't go well with my Irish complexion)

[PJ-Comix]

I haven't seen any Pied Piper Pitt posts in DUmmieland since last week. Has the Pitt been bodyslammed by a certain angry bouncer at his favorite hangout?

[Charles Henrickson]

The BFEE is the tip of the global chicanery iceberg, so to speak. It is what is under the water that buoys them. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

The Robertsons and Falwells, the Kennedys and the Dobsons can always be counted on to do their utmost to support this failed regime. . . .

THE KENNEDYS ARE IN ON THIS TOO?!!!

The tentacles of the BFEE reach far and wide.

by offering pie-in-the-sky-when-you-die. . . .

Ted Kennedy can offer pie-eyed-while-you-drive.

[epow]

Bush must have been closely studying Democrat election practices in such places as Milwaukee, St. Louis, Seattle, and a host of other cities.]

Personally, I hope Bush goes for the St. Louis model. It's really very simple, you just hold the polls open as long as it takes to get all the voters that are registered under tombstone names bused in, and voila, you can elect a man who has been dead for weeks and his widow can serve in his place.

With that kind of ingenuity at work, why should we pay Diebold those exorbitant prices?

[Charles Henrickson]

When Mr. White Redneck is looking at pawning his Game Cube. . . .

Failed stereotype again. My neck is decidedly northern, and I don't even know what a "Game Cube" is.

[Charles Henrickson]

I do not believe for one minute that impeaching Bush would stop the forward motion of the neocon agenda. They would simply replace him with another member of their elite circle, who knows, maybe someone even worse.

Actually, the Constitution would replace him with President Halliburton.

[epow]

I am currently thinking that a "labor revolution" is what we chiefly need; Slow down, be an obstructionist, strike, quit, demonstrate.

Uuuuhh Mr. Benburch, excuse me, but wouldn't that require that at least some of our people would have to have actual jobs of some substance in order to be effective? Even if ALL the book store clerks and Taco Bell burrito assemblers staged a sickout I kinda doubt it would shut down the national economy.

[imskylark]

"Failed stereotype again. My neck is decidedly northern, and I don't even know what a "Game Cube" is."

Well, I'm from the South but I'm not a Mr., a redneck, and I don't know what a Game Cube is either.