Posted on 01/02/2006 7:00:44 AM PST by carolgr
Letter from the "Beast"!
http://michaelwestfall.tripod.com/id49.html
I am “Lucifer”, but you may call me “Satan”. I have wanted to write a series of letters to my various American disciples for the last two hundred years, but America’s culture had not yet reached the point to where it was fitting. After observing how successfully so many of you devoted Americans are now discipling for me, it is clearly apparent that in “2006” the time has now arrived to deliver a personalized communication as a token of my appreciation expressing my sincere gratitude. Your efforts have been the necessary and critical grease I have needed to slide in my agenda.
Thank you for partnering with me to reduce America’s culture to a pile of rubble? As so many of my enemies have already stated, you have done this by fighting to legalize child pornography, homosexual marriage, prostitution, sex between adults and children, remove “under God” from the pledge of allegiance and the motto “in God We Trust” from our money. You are passionate for me and you are quickly slicing all semblances of decency in America. You are justified and wonderful “in my deep red eyes.”
Thank you for fighting “against” America’s Boy Scouts by forcing these young and trusting innocent lads to accept homosexual scout leaders. Your lethal efforts in removing prayer from the lips and hearts of America’s impressionable children in their schools and public events and your powerful work towards physician assisted suicide is exemplary. I am really appreciative to you in your fight for abortion on demand for our young schoolgirls without their parent’s consent, and the gruesome murder of millions of America’s unborn children through partial birth and other types of abortion. It warms my pitchfork the way you have
(Excerpt) Read more at michaelwestfall.tripod.com ...
I wonder if CS Lewis is still alive???
Uncle Screwtape...is that you?
is Franco still dead?
Last I heard, Francisco Franco was still dead.
The ACLU is about to launch its own TV show called "Thirty-four Short of the 700 Club".
More ACLU tricks--
"ACLU will provide cameras to tape police"
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/emaf.nsf/Popup?ReadForm&db=stltoday%5Cnews%5Cstories.nsf&docid=9B76BA4A1A51D52A862570E80072B913
bump
The ACLU - AntiChrist Lawyers Union
How about this one: ACLU - Anti Christ Lucifer's Union
Well, it was a nice try, but to really be effective, ironic missives from hell after the manner of Lewis's Screwtape have to be oh-so cultured and smooth and not sound like a bad protestant homily.
I thought the ACLU was against "photo cop" ?
Please! When you get the chance, would you stop by and clean the toilets?
Thak You.
That would work, but I think Lucifer is already implied (or at least a close tie to him) with the term Antichrist. I like to point out the fact that it's a bunch of slimey lawyers who are getting fat at taxpayer expense.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.