DUmmie FUnnies 12-29-05 ("Do you think bush will be impeached?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[benjibrowder]

"we're an empire now and we create our own reality")...

Oh no, see this goes all the way to Star Wars. In their minds, Bush is the evil Emperor Palpatine, and John Edwards is Luke Skywalker, and Mon Mothma (head of the Alliance, Star Wars:Return of the Jedi) is Hillary Rodham Clinton. John Kerry is Han Solo, and George Soros and Al Franken are Solo's friends Chewie and the head honcho of that floating city that I can't remember its name...anyways, yeah, I think thats about right.

[Kaslin]

[I think the draft will be re-instated by Spring. OOPS! That was a recycled DUmmie prediction for LAST Spring. And the DUmmies were convinced that it was a slam-dunk correct prediction just like this one about chimpeachment.]

Here are some of the laughable predictions I had saved from the lunatic in Boston Tea Party chat

http://www.sfwest.com/BostonTeaParty.html?chat=Return+to+front+page

4767 PM: Sfchris -- Fri, Sep 5 7:37pm PST -----

Sfchris
PANTHER: yes, Bush is going down. Bigtime

4452 PM: Sapanther -- Sat, Jun 7 10:12pm PST -----

SaPanther
I predict that once again, in the 2004 election, the majority of voters will vote for the Democratic candidate...

1177 PM: Kipper -- Mon, Jun 9 2:13pm PST -----

Laura from Palm Springs
Spadjo.. Yes it bothers me... thank goodness he will be a ONE term Pres, just like his daddy...

9144 PM: Nick -- Wed, Jul 9 4:14pm PST -----

nam vet .................. question conformity, resist fascism!

Saph, your boy will go down…….

6254 PM: Sfchris -- Fri, Aug 1 7:43pm PST -----

Sfchris
VICTOR, GRRL: a winning ticket would probably be a Kerry/Clark ticket. and i have every confidence in Clark as VP

5889 PM: Ladysput (AKA LadyStupid by the right)(my note) -- Wed, Aug 20 5:51am PST -----

LADY SPUT
Yes, indeedy, 6578! Cheney is going to help defeat Dubya in 2004

4138 PM: Gangi -- Wed, Aug 20 11:18pm PST -----

Gangi
Gurjar: Not at all Gurjar....I'm very excited about General Clark becoming our next President.

8856 PM: Natchez -- Wed, Mar 10 1:51pm PST -----

Natchez
Bush is on his way out - thank God

9411 PM: Nick -- Wed, Apr 28 8:59pm PST -----

nam vet ................... question conformity, resist fascism!

if bush is e;ected, he will reinstitute the draft.

2328 PM: Rr -- Tue, May 11 4:56pm PST -----

bush will lose in a landslide

4268 PM: Ladysput -- Fri, Sep 12 6:27am PST -----

LADY SPUT
Gore, Dean, Kerry.....Sharpton.... Streisand ---- doesn't matter who it is, they will beat Bush.

5212 PM: Gangi -- Wed, Sep 24 12:23pm PST -----

Gangi
Rigel: Of course they are terrified of Clark.......and they should be.....Bush is a one termer.....LOL

7531 PM: Benden -- Sat, Sep 27 8:08pm PST -----

Benden
i believe that always' opinion next year is going to 'boot the jerk out of office NOW!'

1256 PM: Unsoma -- Sat, Oct 18 7:04pm PST -----

Unsoma
no way trouble.......I think once the voters see how many people are losing their jobs-- how much money this situation in IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN and who knows where else will cost-- BUSH will be like his DAD-- a one term fella

141 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Sat, Oct 25 7:04pm PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
I think Bush is dead meat as soon as the Demo field is narrowed to a candidate.

171 PM: Gangi -- Sat, Oct 25 7:06pm PST -----

Gangi
I think Bush will lose, whoever the Dems run.

189 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Sat, Oct 25 7:07pm PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
Any combination of these Demo's on the ticket - Dean/Clark/Kerry/Gephardt/Edwards - with one of Kerry or Clark at a minimum, will smoke Bush

243 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Sat, Oct 25 7:11pm PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
Burr - I think the final ticket will come out all guns blazing, shredding Bush on all fronts in ways and with deliberation and with focus they cannot establish at this point. I think the whole issue of jobs going overseas,....is the piece of the puzzle that will clearly define this as a choice between the corporations and the people. This piece links Iraq, the nature of the tax cuts, the attacks on the environment, the insideous energy policy stuff, and other things into a common

278 PM: Grrllawyer -- Sun, Dec 14 7:58am PST -----

Grrllawyer
son LOL if not now then in 2008 the gop WILL be removed from the white house-and I have 10,000 bucks that says Bush does NOT get 70 percent of the vote--or even 60

703 PM: Watsup -- Sun, Jan 11 5:55pm PST -----

Watsup
...give your support to Wesley Clark, Vanax...he has the best chance of putting Bush into retirement.....

8036 PM: Duke2003 -- Sat, Jan 24 3:59pm PST -----

pic

Michael Dukakis
nightrogue- Kerry is capable of beating Bush.

6490 PM: Natchez -- Fri, Jan 30 3:22pm PST -----

Natchez
Sonlit, Bush is toast. *S*

9093 PM: Shiva -- Mon, Mar 8 5:40pm PST -----

AWOL Georgie only has nine more months to fuck up the US ... then he will be a footnote in history ...

Natchez -- Sun, Feb 14 7:11am PST -----

Natchez
Bush won't be re-elected. You can take that to the bank. *S*

9456 PM: Elpincheviejo -- Thu, Oct 21 7:36pm PST -----

El Pinche Viejo
Always4Him

Bush will be the next President, despite Brother Dosset's whining and carrying on. // You know what, A4H? I don't think so. I believe Kerry is going to pull it out.

9473 PM: Hog_rider -- Thu, Oct 21 7:38pm PST ----

I post primarily to enable myself to see what I think... Kerry will win in a landslide...............

9567 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Thu, Oct 21 7:47pm PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
Dosset - it won't be. A clear landslide for Kerry...modest in historical terms.

7507 PM: Hog_rider -- Fri, Oct 22 6:57pm PST -----

I post primarily to enable myself to see what I think... Kerry will win in a landslide.................

511 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Mon, Oct 25 3:49pm PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
That's right. Evidence suggests undecideds will go 10 to 1 to Kerry. If you haven't decided on Bush yet ....you ain't going to. At best (for Bush) they just won't vote

499 PM: Benden -- Mon, Oct 25 3:47pm PST -----

Benden
487 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Mon, Oct 25 3:45pm PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
Kerry with 48% means landslide. He'll get all the undecided, and the demo turnout will drawf the repub, and there are many factors skirting the radar scene of the polls. Sweet.

someone said that if you look at the incumbants polling numbers right before the election, that is usually the number he gets in the popular vote. if bush is at 48 percent or lower in the last polls, he could well be in trouble

1338 PM: Natchez -- Fri, Oct 29 9:11pm PST -----

Natchez
Bush is toast.

853 PM: Natchez -- Mon, Oct 25 4:40pm PST -----

picNatchez
Bush is up shit creek, and it couldn't have happened to a nicer shitbird.

He's going down. Count on it. .and another famous prediction.. copy it

1344 PM: Hog_rider -- Fri, Oct 29 9:11pm PST -----

I post primarily to enable myself to see what I think... Kerry will win in a landslide............ and the RNC knows it

1350 PM: Natchez -- Fri, Oct 29 9:12pm PST -----

Natchez
Hog Rider, the Bushies are in full panic mode. *S*

1412 PM: Natchez -- Fri, Oct 29 9:18pm PST -----

Natchez
As we near the election, the Bushies have become increasingly illogical - as I predicted they would.

6268 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Sat, Oct 30 9:17am PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
Countdown to Kerry modest landslide ... tick ... tock ... tick ...tock ...

6372 PM: Iamcowboyjake -- Sat, Oct 30 9:26am PST -----

Iamcowboyjake
Kerry by a landslide ... Kerry by a landslide ...

9093 PM: Shiva -- Mon, Mar 8 5:40pm PST -----

AWOL Georgie only has nine more months to fuck up the US ... then he will be a footnote in history ...

6490 PM: Natchez -- Fri, Jan 30 3:22pm PST -----

Natchez
Sonlit, Bush is toast. *S

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So much for their predictions, huh

Needless to say some of these losers have not returned to theroom or have changed their handles, but not their syntax

[Not A Snowbird]

John Kerry is Han Solo

Well, that just ruined my day. I'll never look at Harrison Ford again without thinking of Kerry.

[benjibrowder]

I think Harrison Ford is a Liberal democrat anyways. Here's the correct parallellism of Star Wars.

Emperor Palpatine-Hillary Clinton
Darth Vader-John Kerry
Luke Skywalker-George W. Bush
Mon Mothma-Condoleeza Rice
Yoda-Karl Rove
Valorum-William Jefferson Clinton
Padme-Sarah Michelle Gellar

Thats better.

[CAluvdubya]

Lando Kalrision (?) is the head of the floating city.

Such amusement for so early in the morning. The DUmmies started my day off with a good hearty laugh!

[CAluvdubya]

Lando Calrissian (spelling correction)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Who is Dooku? I repeat, WHO IS DOOKU?

Note to self: leave PC occasionally to entertain reality.

[Charles Henrickson]

They have used "chimpeachment" as a way to mock Bush (aka Chimpus Khan). . . .

Please use his full title!

OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR
CHIMPUS KHAN

All hail King Chimpy!

[Paradox]

These threads remind me that no matter how looney I though FreeRepublic could get, its not even in the same LEAGUE as these guys...

[NeoCaveman]

"we're an empire now and we create our own reality")...

This from the so called "reality based community"

[TheBigB]

Well said, again. I think that place of peace within is so important. I agree that the real fight at this point seems to be to define reality. Our nightmares will exist as long as we cannot visualize a place beyond them clearly enough to see the blueprints from here to there. Once our minds are permeated with the blueprints, the truth, then our words and actions will also be, and the world can have a way out of the insanity.

That's some good quality ganja there...

[epow]

The illegal boy-king would have never made it this far without the aid of the MSM.

Right. Everyone on the planet knows that John Kerry would now be POTUS if not for the hateful, despicable, attacks on his heroic war record by right wing MSM hacks such as Mary Mapes and Dan Rather. And those shameless imposters claiming to be swiftboat vets would never have been able to spread their vicious lies if the Chimpofascist fundies who control the MSM had not given them such massive 24/7 coverage on every TV channel and the front page of every paper.

The only chance the US people have to regain their freedom from Bushit storm troopers is by taking back the MSM from the far-right wing fanatics who have controlled it with an iron fist for the last 50 years.

(sarcasm)

The funny thing about the nonsense written above is that the delusional DUmmies would be in total agreement if it was posted there.

[benjibrowder]

Whoa, now that's a hard one, hmm...McCain?

[benjibrowder]

Really any rhino would do.

[epow]

Once our minds are permeated with the blueprints

Once your minds are permeated with effective therapeutic medications you may have a chance to regain some of your sanity. You will never be normal of course, the damage is too extensive to allow that, but perhaps sane enough to live outside the clinic under careful supervision.

[benjibrowder]

the question is what sort of drug they will be under (thorazine, abilify, clozapine, respiradone, haloperidol, etc). what drug will it be? I doubt it would be something like paxil or prozac, seeing as their condition is delusional or paranoid schizophrenia. I wonder if they think that Bush is watching everyone take showers from the showerhead cameras installed by the neocons?

[hattend]

Does Padme orally service Valorum in the Senate chambers?

Just trying to figure out the characters since the new Star Wars episodes bore the crap out of me.

[mikrofon]

Interesting analogies, but to the DUmmies, W would be the Chimperor Unpalpable...

[EDINVA]

Congratulations on your new nephew! A genius in the making.

[pitbully]

Maybe James Talor can write it, he loves to ramble on about his DU views.