DUmmie FUnnies 12-16-05 ("Quick! Give me your stereotype of a 'typical Republican.'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 16, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

No AM DUFUs next week although I'll try to post the DUFUs in the evenings.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[gate2wire]

1st

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Top 10?

[San Jacinto]

pingee reporting

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Again?

[kevkrom]

Fat, smug, homophobic, planet-rapers.

Uranus sure looks pretty...

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

OK Now I'll read it (top 15?)

[Petronski]

Uneducated. Low-class. Lives in a trailer and watches NASCAR. Never read a book in his life because those are for "librul eletests". Can't find Australia on a map, even when offered a carton of Marlboros to do so. Self-absorbed and full of hate. Superstitious. Intolerant. If lucky, writes and spells like a fourth grader. In short, a knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing Neanderthal who, despite all evidence to the contrary, believes himself to be the pinnacle of human evolution (except he doesn't believe in evolution because his pastor told him it was the work of Satan and he always agrees with everything his pastor says).

[Weak minds build themselves up by tearing others down. Weak minds and dark hearts. And this guy is both a serious hater AND a mediocre mind. The left is a dark, hateful place....like Hell.]

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Judging from most of the women we see in the news they don't have any room to criticize looks. Most of their women are ugly down to the soul.

[cripplecreek]

The DUmmies have frightened away most real liberals. I asked my liberal artist friend if she had ever posted over there. She said they threw her out for saying she was going to vote for Joe Lieberman.

I send her daily links to the DUmmie FUnnies. She says she mostly enjoys them.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"with a Roladex watch"

I think Dick Tracy would consider that a giant-step backwards.

Jihad F. al-Qerri: "Kin I get me one of them Roladex watches here?"

[CAluvdubya]

with a Roladex watch,

Now I admit I'm not up on the latest in the technology world, but a Rolodex watch? Isn't it more convenient to keep your phone list in your phone for auto dialing?

I'd much rather have a Rolex watch than a Rolodex watch! *snicker*

[CAluvdubya]

great minds, etc........ :-)

[gate2wire]

A fat white bald guy, in an expensive suit, with a Roladex watch, smoking a cigar, and being driven around in a Lincoln Town Car.

Yep, that's me, except I'm not fat, bald, don't wear suits or a 'roladex'(sic). Don't smoke, don't have a chauffeur driven Lincoln. Other than that, this DUmmie described me perfectly.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I was expecting a thread on Jihad F.* al-Qerri's impeachment "joke". Aren't the Dummies in the ant farm goofin' on that?

* - The "F" stands for Fallujah

[oblomov]

A fat white bald guy, in an expensive suit, with a Roladex watch, smoking a cigar, and being driven around in a Lincoln Town Car.

A Roladex watch? Is that kind of like a Blackberry you can wear on your wrist?

[oh8eleven]

Rich. Went to the best schools. Summers in New England, winters in Palm Beach (And uses the words summer and winter as verbs.) Wears $3000 suits and handmade shoes. Belongs to the best clubs, where he and his friends conspire to rip off the public.
[Michael Eisner?]
Any KENNEDY

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Jihad F.* al-Qerri: "Kin I get me a bowl full o' them blackberries here?"