[txroadkill]

Cool, but what about these?

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

[Wrangler22]

That works too. Reminds me of my days growing up in Lubbock.