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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
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Posted on 12/08/2005 6:50:37 AM PST by The_Victor

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To: The_Victor

If light bulbs were outlawed, only outlaws would have light bulbs.


41 posted on 12/08/2005 7:05:51 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: The_Victor

How about "it takes the village"


42 posted on 12/08/2005 7:06:01 AM PST by bert (K.E. ; N.P . Chicken spit causes flu....... Fox News)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
1 to say the lghtbulb was created..

1 to stay the lightbulb evolved..

1 to referance a moose

and another to say it once bit his sister.

Cheese!

43 posted on 12/08/2005 7:06:55 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?




1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Me too.

44 posted on 12/08/2005 7:07:33 AM PST by kevkrom ("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
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To: bert
20 to remind the forum that Free Republic is not a blog.
45 posted on 12/08/2005 7:08:07 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor
4 or 5 to post pictures of hot chicks holding lightbulbs


46 posted on 12/08/2005 7:08:59 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Eaker; Squantos; humblegunner
1 (Eaker) to relate stories about shooting being injured by lightbulbs.
47 posted on 12/08/2005 7:09:09 AM PST by Flyer (The Internet, my dog and you ~ http://dahtcom.com/masoncam/)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; mikrofon; martin_fierro
1 to contact the . . .

Light Bulb Ping List

48 posted on 12/08/2005 7:09:10 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bulbous tagline.)
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To: YouPosting2Me

49 posted on 12/08/2005 7:10:07 AM PST by unixfox (AMERICA - 20 Million ILLEGALS Can't Be Wrong!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim

1 to maintain the damn list


50 posted on 12/08/2005 7:11:46 AM PST by martin_fierro (Unnngh. Not ANOTHER one!)
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To: cripplecreek

Please ping me in June.


51 posted on 12/08/2005 7:12:04 AM PST by sarasota
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To: The_Victor
1 to use Scripture...

"Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven." Matthew 5:16

Now you can contact the ACLU!

52 posted on 12/08/2005 7:15:13 AM PST by jan in Colorado (Cowards cut and run, Marines never do!)
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To: The_Victor

1 troll from the other web site to say that light bulbs use electricity, burning fossil fuel, polluting the environment, and it's Bush's fault.


53 posted on 12/08/2005 7:15:46 AM PST by shekkian
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To: Tenacious 1

One to say that when the light bulb went out his beeber got stuned...It's Hugh! seriesly...


54 posted on 12/08/2005 7:16:33 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: wallcrawlr; mikrofon; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
Hot chicks with light bulb:


55 posted on 12/08/2005 7:18:30 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Brooding tagline.)
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To: Yo-Yo
And one to say that vanities shouldn't be posted in the News/Activism.

1 to remind the poster that sourced articles are not vanities.

56 posted on 12/08/2005 7:20:31 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor

LOL! Touche!


57 posted on 12/08/2005 7:27:38 AM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Flyer; Tijeras_Slim; TheMom; Squantos; humblegunner

Everytime I try to get off of the light bulb threads, y'all keep pulling me back in!!!!!!!!!!


58 posted on 12/08/2005 7:27:41 AM PST by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix or El Roy off of my ping list.)
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To: The_Victor

OK... did you 'plant' the typo in the title ?

If not, you are in big trouble!

THIS IS THE GRAMMAR PATROL! UP AGAINST THE WALL!

:o)


59 posted on 12/08/2005 7:37:03 AM PST by railsplitter (with extreme prejudice- destroy the enemy... foreign and domestic)
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1 asking for instructions on how to insert an image of light bulbs into the thread...


60 posted on 12/08/2005 7:42:00 AM PST by mikrofon (Dim Bulb)
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