I contract out my turkey murder, usually via the local Safewayleone boys. They're excellent for pig and cow contracts too, very efficient.
I have a great T shirt: "Vegetarian" - Old native American word for 'Bad Hunter'.
haha... This thursday im watching football and eating turkey all day! PETA can kiss my back side!
This friday i am embarking to the mountains in search of a big ole whitetail deer to fill me freezer and hang on my wall! Any PETA member feel free to send me a message and ill be blad to take you on a deer hunt Ted Nugent style!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone