Matthew Gerety, Custom Boat Maker "This is the most exciting thing to happen in France since that red balloon got loose."
Megan Hallan, Imports "Well, it's nice to see that Muslim youths are for once turning to rioting and not terrorism."
Jordan Chase, Stationer "How romantic! Idealistic peasant revolutionaries stealing loaves of bread! What? Angry black people blowing up cars? Wow, France sure has changed since I graduated high school."
Yeah, too funny!