That's funny, seeing as there is literally not one shred of evidence that Shakespeare was somebody's fake name.
If I were going to dig up any bodies I'd start with his, not that of the guy who didn't leave even a pen to anybody in his will.
We have wills from fourteen other playwrights besides Shakespeare. Only three mention books. People who put forth this lack of detail like it means anything just show their ignorance of the period. http://shakespeareauthorship.com/shaxwill.html
You toss off schoolyard argument, such as "you're ignorant!" and "you're a crank!" and you expect to be taken seriously on a forum like FR? Come now, give us rational argument or pipe down.
And as for "Sir Thomas More," tell us more about that Shakespeare authorship, and what became of the other authors.