"Cindy Sheehan [said] that she isn't going to be tying herself.."
And the first thing that came to mind was: What idiot in their right mind would tie her up for her?
And then I remembered Bubba Clinton.
But he's disqualified by means of the use of 'right mind'.
So she's gonna lay on the ground, eh?
Anybody got a Saint Bernard that needs walking?