I'd call Clark Howard and tell him I'm spending every penny like a drunken sailor on shore leave.
Going to call the police on your death threat there...
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I like the way you think.
Of course I'd take care of my relatives, but the remaining $95 million would go to bubble gum popping waitresses, vets in V.A. hospitals, buying the house a round (or 2), or attending every NASCAR event.
I'd do insane things like buy a cargo ship, renovate it, hire a crew and sail it around the world. (no cargo, just a whole ship for me and my friends).
You would certainly find me at the World Series of Poker.