That's right. They were all just a bunch of sodbusters. All farmers found universities, lead armies to defeat great empires, serve as envoys to the great nations of Europe, lead state governments, design architecture, write books, create new scientific inventions. Just your run of the mill pig farmers.
Can't have them unwashed soiling the great halls of justice.
Hmmmmm....I think I hear a few Demoncrat politicians yelling: "Shut up and pay yer taxes!"
Can't have Miers in there, ohhhhh, noooooooooo.....why, you'd think those average Joes and Janes might think they have a say in how they're governed!
Perish the thought!