"...it'd be damned if a cracker wrote it..."
ok, i just took a gulp mountain dew before hitting the down arrow to browse the responses..... there is now a small sip comfortably wedged in my nasal cavity which is causing me to have that "i really have to sneeze!" feeling... ALOT!!
DAMN, THAT WAS FUNNY!!
I have gotten in the bad habit of using the term cracker as comical vernacular when at times....it's use is not so innocuous.